Involuntary RPG

TO: Rashida
FROM: Donovan

(1/2) Hey teammate, if you need want to talk to someone I'm here ok?
(2/2) My coming out had some pretty nasty circumstances attached to it. So...
(3/3) I don't know I just wanted you to know I'm here for you.

To: Julietta Jacobs-Reed <jj.reed@mod.uk>
From: Julien Jacobs <jjacobs@ivi.edu.au>
Subject: ( no subject )

TO: Kai
FROM: Immy

(1/2) have got a brill plan for our dorm. two words: haunted house.
(2/2)sry. 2 lazy 2 wait 2 share it.

To: Rashida 'Heavyweight Champion of IVI' Mazibuko
From: Jesper Ward

(1/4) Got your Nancy stuff together yet?
(2/4) You have to, by the way. Heels or boots.
(3/4) If I do this by myself no one would get it.
(4/4) And I'd look like a mugger.


To: Finlay McCracken
From: Jesper Ward

(1/3) So.
(2/3) If you can affect a person's morality does that mean you can sense how moral or amoral they actually are to begin with?
(3/3) How close do you have to be?


To: Kieran Keaveny
From: Jesper Ward

(1/2) I have a box, can you fit in it?
(2/2) Seriously though, ever thought of becoming an escape artist ala Houdini?


To: Meena Mukherjee
From: Jesper Ward

(1/2) You going to the Halloween thing?
(2/2) If so, what's your costume?



To: Ethan Young
From: Jesper Ward

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Who: Kristijan Dragovic and Moa Enquvist.
When: October 29th. After classes/training.
Where: Kristijan's room.
What: Two sad pandas.
Rating: Low.
Status: Complete.


( Two sad pandas )

TO: Nawal, Harlow, Isla, Moa, Edwin (group text)
FROM: Logan

(1/2) So, I usually don't dress up ever but if you all are...
(2/2) It might be fun??

TO: Ellie
FROM: Logan

(1/2) I want my socks back. And my jewelry.
(2/2) [...] Did you/will you get chipped?

WHO: Understanding Jones [USA] and any IVI students
WHAT: Understanding does a performance piece
WHEN: 10/29, Lunch
WHERE: IVI Cafeteria
STATUS: IC/OOC Log

CONSENT

These words greet students right inside the IVI cafeteria, on a collage made of hand-painted eyeballs. Understanding Jones, disgusted by Mike Fitzgerald's naked break-in to Whitney Wu's room and an unknown assailant (Harlow Hart) taking pictures of Karim Bissoondath in the shower, has decided enough is enough. It is time to make a Statement.

The Performance

The performance aspect of the statement finds Understanding dressed only in his rasta-colored speedo, though with a modification. A large eyeball has been placed right on the front-center, looking out at the world. His chest is bare, save the word CONSENT painted across it in red paint.

With only his camera in hand, Understanding walks slowly around the cafeteria, looking intently at people. He will get up in their faces and stare, sometimes poking their chest or their arm or cheek. He holds his camera at arms-length, taking quick and random pictures of anyone he is standing near.

His point is to make you uncomfortable. If you say anything to him, he will not acknowledge it. If you tell him to stop taking pictures or stop looking at him, he will seem to not hear you. He spends about 10-20 seconds on each person before moving on to the next, and is attempting to do this to every person in the cafeteria.

Anyone so interested to take a closer look at the banner will see at tiny note that says "Artist statement to follow on the IVI Network. All artwork meets IVI performance regulations."

What were your reactions?

TO: Kris
FROM: Oliver

please tell me you've left the room today

Aaaand finally!

( THE VILF LIST: LOONS )

WHO: Karim Bissoondath [TRINIDAD] & The Dean
WHAT: Karim finally gets some comeuppance
WHEN: Monday afternoon
WHERE: The Dean's Office
STATUS: Complete Narrative

( And yet here we are, with you apparently delighting in wasting my valuable time. )

TO: Eagles & Eaglettes (Group)
FROM: Rose

Total safe space rules and don't feel pressure, but who (Juli aside as we know) else has come down on 'yes' for chips?

FROM; Mímir
TO; Vic

(1/2) you seem like a decent enough guy
(2/2) but if you ever threaten silas kennedy again, we will have trouble.

TO: Kristijan Dragovic
FROM: Neve Simonetti Di Monda

Karim is an idiot. You look like an androgynous version of Kirsty Hulme, I think.

TO: Moa Enquist
FROM: Neve Simonetti Di Monda

Just ignore him - he gave Marine the same mark as you, remember?

Who: Uldis Kļaviņš and Kristijan Dragovic.
When: Backdated! To Wednesday, October 24th.
Where: Outside the dorms → Quad.
What: Clouds cheer everything up. Uli and Kristijan talk powers.
Rating: Low.
Status: Complete.



( You should make a rabbit )

TO: Elza & Eduard [elza.eduard@gmail.com]
FROM: Tatjana Roze [troze@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: ( more news! )

TO: Understanding Jones [ujones@ivi.edu.au]
FROM: Tatjana Roze [troze@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: ( Hello!! )

To: Audra
From: Ellie Wolf

(1/2) I owe you for Saturday.
(2/2) What are you doing for Halloween?

TO: deanofstudents@ivi.au.edu
FROM: msiggeirsson@ivi.au.edu
SUBJECT: A Complaint

Dean,

I regret having to do this, but it's become necessary to lodge a sexual harassment complaint against Karim Bissoondath. In the time since I've arrived at IVI, I've been subjected to the following thanks to him;

• Untoward, unwanted comments about my body.


• Taking footage taken (and illegally leaked) from an old medical examination and putting it on the school network.


• Making gifs of said footage.


• Making 'Mímir's Abs' a trending topic on Twitter.


• Repeated insistence that it's 'such a shame' that my Abs are attached to my personality.


• Expressing a desire to keep me as a slave.


• And finally, forcing himself upon me and kissing me when we were trapped in a closet together in the recent lockdown drill.

Given that he's also attempting to frame other people for the inappropriate 'VILF' lists we all know he's creating and upsetting a lot of students, it seems like some action should be taken.

- Mímir Siggeirsson.

P.S. It's worth noting that the only reason we were trapped together during the lockdown drill was because his response to the alarm was to stand in the middle of a hallway and shriek 'OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!' repeatedly. Had I not picked him up and carried him to a safe place, he would have likely stayed there. Perhaps his team leader should be alerted as to how unprepared one of his students is?