Involuntary RPG

Silas

(1/2) Ugh, I feel bad, I mixed up days and thought it was tomorrow. :( HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(2/2) Good news is; now you get to choose exactly what you want to make for you in my culinary class?

Max

Maple Magnet, eh? :)

Nawal, Logan, Harlow, Moa, Ellie, Jaelle, Mitzi, Cati, Cheska, Moira, Saraswati

(1/2) Mass text, sorry! PJ movie night in the lounge sometime this weekend so I don't have time to fret over council elections?
(2/2) Not even sure what to say about myself, everyone is so good at this & Caleb is popular so I'm nervous.

To: Neve.
From: Kristijan.


(1/2) happy birthday Neve!
(2/2) hope your day is excellent!

TO: Daisy Hughes
FROM: Carter Gray

Class is fucking boring as fuck. Entertain me.

TO: Silas
FROM: Clara

[1/2] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVELY!!!!!
[2/2] also what flavour cake do you like best??

( POSTED IN THE COMMON ROOM: RUGBY SIGN-UPS )

WHO: M-SQUARED, BITCHES. Also known as Michael and Mikael (with mentions of Lilja, Astrid and Clara).
WHAT: Mikael’s pole is flying at half-mast. Michael thinks this is funny.
WHEN: Today, sometime in the evening after classes/training.
WHERE: M-Squared Casa.
WARNINGS: Cursing, violence and some good old-natured misogyny.
STATUS: Complete!

( She wasn’t DTF? )

TO: Lilja
FROM: Graham

(1/2) hi :) name the movie of this quote and win a prize
(2/2) No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!

TO: Fitzy
FROM: Astrid

omg i can never visit ur room ever again omg

TO: Clara, Toni, Whitney
FROM: Astrid

i h8 my life omg

TO: Mikael [meriksson@ivi.edu.au]
CC: Mike [mfitzgerald@ivi.edu.au], Jesse [jdean@ivi.edu.au], Jonas [jdufaux@ivi.edu.au], Erik [esvanstrom@ivi.edu.au]
FROM: Raphael [ramante@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: A Cautionary Tale

My friends,

I send this email because it has come to my attention that our dear friend Mikael has begin courting one Astrid Marquette, of Canada. While I wish our Icelandic peer the best of luck in his endeavor, I feel it also behooves me to offer the insight that my own personal experience has bought.

Lovely though Miss Marquette may be, I can attest - as can Erik - that she has a tendency towards extreme generosity with her attentions. Prepare thyself for regular and voluble texts at all hours, which are self-multiplying the longer they go unheeded. If this lovely establishment does not find a way to tag you with a GPS marker, then Astrid surely will.

This is not meant to dissuade you - goodness knows it is high time you indulged yourself here - I just do not want you to go into battle uniformed of the likely fallout.

Regards,
Raphael

TO: Clara
I wish I had the power of invisibility right now.

TO: Lilja
[1/5] Ugh
[2/5] You were right.
[3/5] Sorry.
[4/5] So guess what I didn't do.
[5/5] Sorry.

[edited -- this came after this email]
TO: Astrid
[1/2] You are not ugly. It's not you it's me.
[2/2] Stop telling people.