Involuntary RPG

WHO: The Colonel
WHAT: Making a decision regarding Anika Morgernstern.
WHEN: The day after this.
WHERE: The Colonel's office.
STATUS: Done.
( A more drastic option was now necessary. )

WHO: Taki Tanaka [JAPAN] and Max Houser [CANADA]
WHAT: Super Maths Man meets the Maple Magnet (aka serious fanboying)
WHEN: Tuesday afternoon
WHERE: The quad
STATUS: Complete

( Are you saying you wanna be my ninja math sidekick? )

TO: ANTHONY LIU
FROM: JULIAN KANE

(1/3) We should probably start keeping our room in better order.
(2/3) pretty sure I wore a sweater of yours to classes today.
(3/3) and I'm taller than you so it kind of didn't fit but it did.

TO: CLARA LLEWELLYN
FROM: JULIAN KANE

(1/2) I feel like you and I are close enough for me to say that, 'there are no bad angles to your face, it is perfect' without feeling weird/like I'm trying to come onto you.
(2/2) Also,

TO: DORIA PAVLIS
FROM: JULIAN KANE

(1/5) You know how Anna Kendrick is one of those people that I will watch whatever she's in based solely on the fact that I love her?
(2/5) I even watched her in all of the Twilight movies. That shows my dedication to her.
(3/5) My little sister is teasing me over the fact that she's going to watch Pitch Perfect before me.
(4/5) Also, where the hell has Brittany Snow been in the last five years? Last time I saw her in a movie was in Prom Night back in 08 and in Gossip Girl in 09.
(5/5) Which you must never tell anyone I watch. Gossip Girl is one of my guilty pleasures in which I indulge and would like to keep secret.

TO: Claudia, Allegra
FROM: Hailey

[1/4] am i going to get called a feminist because i want to play rugby
[2/4] i didnt even really care to play or not until stupid manicured hands feminine douche said i cant
[3/4] i bet the ball just slips out of his soft hands
[4/4] allegra im actually pretty calm dont worry

TO: Hugo
FROM: Hailey

sorry for snapping at u, im not mad at u, just annoyed by parker

TO: Damien
FROM: Hailey

L;DFGD - no wonder rugby isnt big in canada. come swim with me?

TO: Richie
FROM: Hailey

still feeling people?
so what was that on satur
how has orchestra been
hi

TO: Reed Chase
FROM: Harry Hannigan


[1 / 2] I'm after asking you a question, so. You're not to feel pressured or anything. This is a question with no pressure. There is so little pressure in this question that THE INKY VOID OF SPACE seems pressurised in comparison. OK?


[2 / 2] ...That wasn't the question.

WHO: Allegra Hawke and Caleb Tate
WHAT: Talking about Caleb's overdose on Allegra's power
WHEN: Tuesday night
WHERE: Allegra's room
WARNINGS: none
STATUS: Completed log

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