Involuntary RPG

WHO: ALL STUDENTS & STAFF.
WHAT: Team Competition Announcement!
WHEN: Friday, September 14 at 3pm.
WHERE: Amphitheater
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete

( In order to cap off the first two months, we are bringing you another Training Team competition. )

TO: Parker!
FROM: Miyu

I am outside your room. Let me in please.

TO: Coralie Bouchard
FROM: Remy Duchamp

i suppose i never asked, but just how disturbing was it to become Jude?

TO: Marine Van de Velde
FROM: Remy Duchamp

how much thought have you given to being a boy?

TO: Harry Hannigan
FROM: Reed Chase
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Who: Brad Swartz & Bryn Jonasdottir
What: The game loses it's virginity.
Where: Outside the auditorium
When: 14 September, right after the game is announced.
Status: COMPLETE LIKE A BOSS.

( Poor Brad. )

TO: [Group: TEAM ROOSTER]
FROM: Sam Thompson [sthompson@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: Egg Competition

Hey guys,

So this is probably no surprise to anyone, but I want to win this thing. I know some of you hate it when we get super competitive so I'll try to keep it under wraps, but I've never seen a beach that wasn't on the North Atlantic before and I'd really like to.

I'm working up a schedule for rotating the egg that I'll send out next. I'd like to make sure there are at least two others defending the egg holder at any given time, and everyone else can be on point trying to find and break eggs from other teams. I'm going to take the first shift as egg holder, because I suspect we're going to take a lot of fire off the bat.

Let me know if you have any preference on your involvement, but we really do need everyone involved to make this work. We've done some pretty amazing work as a team so far, and this is an opportunity to show everyone just how amazing the Roosters really are.

Lets win this thing!

Sam

To: Lottie Pewter
From: Valya Zhiglov

(1/3) 8pm still, yes?
(2/3) You can bring an egg if you need to
(3/3) I'd like to see the beach

( Left outside Mal MacDonald's door )

TO: Magpie (group text)
FROM: Caleb Tate

Teleported by Isla. Sorry guys. At least we weren't first?

GROUP TEXT TO EVERYONE ON FLAMINGO EXCEPT HUNTER
FROM: Daisy Hughes

Hunter doesn't want to do the egg thing. Don't give him a hard time about it, okay? Please. <3

TO: Vic Reyes.
FROM: Hunter MacKenna.

this fucking blows, man

WHO: Han and Remy
WHAT: Business deals and maybe a little bonding?
WHEN: Lunch time, Wed. August 29th (LOL JFC)
WHERE: Remy's room.
WARNINGS: Language? I don't know, it's been so long!
STATUS: COMPLETE THANK YOU JEEBUS.

( Although Remy had spent his week largely getting high and descending dangerously down the path to alcoholism, it had been a work week. )

TO: Team Parakeet Boys
FROM: Lottie Pewter

(1/3) [insert picture of Lottie in bikini bottoms and no top, holding a teddybear over her boobs]
(2/3) this is ur incentive
(3/3) the bear moves 2morrow if the egg lives

TO: Team Parakeet Girls
FROM: Lottie Pewter

(1/2) dont worry were going 2 the beach, grlz
(2/2) btw does ne1 have self tanner

TO: Richie Ducharme
FROM: Hailey Hamilton

[1/2] now that its happen to me it makes much more sense i always see you walking out of isla's roaming the girls second floor
[2/2] does it get easier?

TO: Damien Harrington
FROM: Hailey Hamilton

life update stranger. tonite i was an unsuccessful guard.

TO: Allegra Hawke
FROM: Hailey Hamilton

while we r postponing our friendship, think of pranks!!!

TO: Laughlin
FROM: Omar

touch me again and ull wish u hadnt

TO: Edwint
FROM: Omar

hey gimme more ideas how i can break eggs

TO: Mal
FROM: Omar

u done being a fuckin idiot?

TO: Sam
FROM: Sadie

this is to help you prepare mentally

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