Involuntary RPG

TO: Tess Bigelow
FROM: Jude Arscott

You're veg, right?

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TO: Ernestina Basile
FROM: Jude Arscott

Pub night this week? Sorry I haven't been out much. I've decided not the let The Man get me down, because that's probably letting them win, or some shit.

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TO: Sel Sarin
FROM: Jude Arscott

Do you have any baked treats requests for this week, mate?

[sent Friday morning when people should be in class, after mulling over this and this]

TO: Karim Bissoondath <kbissoondath@ivi.edu.au>
BCC: Marine van de Velde <mvandevelde@ivi.edu.au>
FROM: Alexander Katz <akatz@ivi.edu.au>
SUBJECT: white flag.

look, i'm not going to lie and say i like you. and you've recently reiterated your position that i'm a giant bag of dicks, so we're on the same page. i'm not trying to be your friend.

what i am trying to do is apologize. ten on one was excessive. violence in the first place was excessive. obviously i have other issues on my mind and you pushed my buttons at the wrong time. so sorry for taking them out on you.

this wasn't mandated by the dean and i'm not even looking for your forgiveness. if you want to hold a grudge against me until you're in the ground, i don't care. if you want to keep telling everyone here i'm a psycho and tweeting that i hate gay people, i don't care. or if you want to pretend i don't exist, that's fine too. in fact i'd prefer it. but i know i was wrong and so now i'm trying to be an adult about it. that's all.

WHO: Carter Gray and Daisy Hughes.
WHAT: A textual conversation heavy on SEXUAL CONNOTATION. No, not really.
WHEN: Late Friday night, around 11PM.
WHERE: Sel’s party, Daisy’s room.
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Complete.

( Whatcha up to? )

WHO: Carter Gray and Daisy Hughes.
WHAT: Spamming your flist as per usual. NO BUT REALLY, drunken decisions are the worst decisions.
WHEN: Late Friday night, around midnight.
WHERE: Daisy's (and Jodi's) room
WARNINGS: PG-13. FOR SEXUAL TENSION.
STATUS: Complete.

( The self-respecting thing to do, Daisy knew well, would be to send Carter to his room, tell him to get some sleep and come talk to her when he was sober. )

WHO: Mal MacDonald.
WHAT: Two ill-advised phone calls and a decision.
WHEN: August 31st, Friday night.
WHERE: Mal's room.
WARNINGS: It's like PG-13. No crimes. Kind of long. :(
STATUS: Completed.

( This was dumb and he knew it )

WHO: Isadora Azevedo & Claudia Corbett
WHAT: Talking school work.
WHEN: Friday after science.
WHERE: Outside the classroom.
WARNINGS: Claudia likes to talk about cutting up animals. I'm sorry.
STATUS: Complete log.

( Please say you've started speaking Greek or something because I have no idea what you're talking about )

WHO: Allegra Hawke and Caleb Tate
WHAT: Caleb finally convinced her to try a date, this is that date
WHEN: evening, Friday, August 31
WHERE: in the general vicinity of the practice fields
WARNINGS: Allegra cockblocks herself
STATUS: Complete

( ... )

TO: Aksel
FROM: Teagan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WHO: Anthony Liu, Stacey Liu, Joshua Liu & Emily Woo
WHAT: Anthony makes a call to his family.
WHEN: August 31st, 10.30pm
WHERE: His room.
WARNINGS: None! Some Manglish, a bit of Malay and Mandarin.
STATUS: Completed.

( You want to be so responsible, you go be responsible on your own )