Involuntary RPG

On Friday at lunch, Kody and Karim stepped up onto one of the tables, the former in a flowing green button-up shirt and the latter in a long beige trenchcoat. They announced that on behalf of the Vol population, they refused to be brought low by the acts of some crazypants terrorists who would not ever get laid never, because they are the ~Vols of the World~ (from Tokyo, South America, Australia, France, Germany, UK, Africa...) Then they proceeded to sing Dancing In The Street, leaping from table to table and dragging people up to join them.

There would have been much encouragement for everyone to get up and dance, and generally show that they were not going to be crushed beneath the boots of this HPV scum. Feel free to comment below if your character got in on the action, eye-rollingly or foot-tappingly. Team Condor was especially pressed to show some solidarity.

WHO: Hailey & Omar
WHAT: Hailey is upset, wandering, shows up unannounced... which is apparently her style
WHEN: Late Thursday evening / Friday morning? Remy is out on the roof w/ Lottie I THINK so basically anytime
WHERE: Omar's room
WARNINGS: None, really. Shirtless Omar.
STATUS: Completed log!

( k i lied about placeholding we decided to finish it there )

WHO: Oden Bbjornstrand and Katja Weber
WHAT: See cut-text.
WHEN: Friday, August 10, 2012, lunch
WHERE: TO THE LIBRARY!!
WARNINGS: None.
STATUS: Completed!

( Dear Seventeen Magazine: I was speaking my hot, older crush when I started letting out this unbearable stench... )

WHO: Leigh Tharp and Meena Mukherjee
WHAT: The girls are going to hit you with a text...
WHEN: BACKDATED to sometime after dinner Wednesday the 8th (correct me if I’m wrong, Larissa!)
WHERE: Leigh’s room, 5c girls’ tower
WARNINGS: Disgusting amounts of teenage excitement
STATUS: Completed log

( I need you to tell me I’m crazy. )

WHO: Hailey & Mitzi
WHAT: Girltalk! AKA Hailey unloads
WHEN: Somewhere around 2-3 am Thurs night / Friday morning?
WHERE: 2G
WARNINGS: Talking of ~romance and bedroom things
STATUS: Completed log to go here

( ultimately hoping she would wake Mitzi up )

TO: Lottie
FROM: Vi

so wat do u kno about prehensile tongue guy

WHO: Hunter MacKenna, featuring the Dean and guest star mentions.
WHEN: Sunday afternoon, and Monday afternoon following his fight with Carter.
WHERE: The Dean's office, then solitary confinement.
WHAT: Hunter has his punishments summed up and receives an official last warning from the staff, which he promptly throws away.
WARNINGS: A typical amount of swearing for Hunter, angst?
STATUS: Completed (now that I am slightly less in the middle of moving) narrative.

( Staying out of trouble wasn't exactly Hunter's forte. )

TO: Caleb
FROM: Allegra

quit it

WHO: Edwin Seabeck and Peter McCady
WHAT: Someone finally calls Edwin back
WHEN: 3:27 in the morning, August 10th
WHERE: Third floor Common Room
WARNINGS: none
STATUS: log complete

( My optimism is always misplaced. )

TO: Sam Thompson
FROM: UNKNOWN CALLER

Every time you smile, I smile

TO: Mason Laughlin
FROM: UNKNOWN CALLER

I can't believe they let you into pub night with that six pack

TO: [GROUP: Team Rooster]
FROM: Fraser Wolfe [fwolfe@ivi.edu.au]
SUBJECT: Next Week

( For Rooster Eyes Only! )

WHO: Hailey & JP
WHAT: Working together at training
WHEN: During training on Friday!
WHERE: Magpie's gym/warehouse
WARNINGS: None so far!
STATUS: In progress

( This week had been a roller coaster, and not the fun kind. )

WHO: Jimmy Boudreaux and a cast of...ones? tens? hundreds?
WHAT: Two hand touch football!
WHEN: August 10, around 4:30ish
WHERE: On the quad
WARNINGS: None? Although with this bunch you never know...
STATUS: IC/OOC

( Jimmy had gotten to the quad earlier and roughed out the playing field. )

TO: Ernestina
FROM: Coralie

how have you been? any interesting developments? ;)

TO: Ted
FROM: Coralie

if you were not at ivi, what would you do with your power?

TO: Remy
FROM: Coralie

how are you, mon chou?

TO: Richie
FROM: Coralie

long time no see, ma chère.

TO: Javier
FROM: Coralie

thank you again for training yesterday. i hope the game today cheered you up. :)

WHO: Lottie Pewter and Daisy Hughes
WHAT: Daisy goes to comfort her friend after her little morning meltdown.
WHEN: Backdated to August 8 (Wednesday), lunchtime. Day of the terrorist attack.
WHERE: Lottie's room (2A)
WARNINGS: None in particular.
STATUS: Completed.

( Lottie Pewter had spent a good -- or rather, bad -- portion of her morning curled up in her bed, duvet pulled up to her chin while she sniffled pathetically at the ceiling and felt sorry for herself. )

TO: Katja
FROM: Oden

I hope you are not minding I looked for your number in the directory, but wanted to know if you are ok? I have your paper you left, too.

WHO: Edwin Seabeck and OPEN
WHAT: Absent-minded contemplation.
WHEN: evening, after dinner, August 10th
WHERE: A bit outside of the boys dormitory, enjoying the stars
WARNINGS: probably none
STATUS: in progress?

( It was that sort of night. )

TO: Davi Alizadeh
FROM: UNKNOWN NUMBER

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

TO: Carter Gray
FROM: UNKNOWN NUMBER

You look like the type of guy that's heard every line in the book, so what’s one more?

[OOC: Why, yes, Meena did agonize over looking at cheesy pickup lines online trying to find ones that were the perfect mix of funny and not creepy. Whether she succeeded is up for debate...]

KATJA, TANJA, HAN, AKSEL, TEA, YOO JOO, ANTHONY, ISHAK, SHUUSUKE, MEENA, ALL 1995ERS AND CULINARY CLUB MEMBERS

Hi, everyone! ㅎ‿ㅎ I wanted you to know that I will be making food for all of you if you want some. It will be all Korean food (you have to try it if you haven't!!) and I promise it will be very delicious. My father is sending fresh ingredients by express mail so it will be the best I can make it. It is one hour before dinner because I can't make enough to feed all of you a full dinner. I hope you will at least come and taste! ^^

TO → CARTER
FROM → DAMIEN

TAG FOOTBALL. you're on my team.

TO → AIDAN
FROM → DAMIEN

TAG FOOTBALL. on my team? we will beat the others HANDS DOWN. HANDS DOWN, I SAY.

TO → ERNESTINA
FROM → DAMIEN

oh babe u shouldn't have. a cookie for me? jk jk i know it ain't you.