Involuntary RPG

TO: Marine van de Velde
FROM: Coralie Bouchard

i saw you holding hands with a few people last night.

TO: Lottie, Sylvie, Marine, Allegra, Jasmine, Daisy, Isla
FROM: Karim

OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AND I MISSED IT B/C I WAS BEING ASSAULTED WTF SOMEONE TALK TO ME

TO: Dulce
FROM: Ernestina

Mi dulce, how r u? I wanted to find u yesterday but i could not.

WHO: Ernestina Basile and Damien Harrington
WHAT: Cursewords and x-rays
WHEN: After the movie
WHERE: Female Resident Hall
WARNINGS: Cursing
STATUS: Completed Log

( Tell me cute Spanish words, so I know what you’re saying when you’re trying to tear a girl’s hair out next time? )

WHO: Mitzi and Anton.
WHAT: Practice makes perfect.
WHEN: Thursday.
WHERE: Women's Residence Hall, Floor 2 Lounge.
WARNINGS: Probably none.
STATUS: Completed log.

( 'Your hairs aren't the ones who want the show... ' )

TO: Marine
FROM: Lottie

IF U SKIP BATMAN U LET THE SPANISH CHICK WIN JS!!!

Sent afterwards...

TO: Karim
FROM: Lottie

ur coming to batman kthx!!!! :*

( Assessments: Day 3 )

WHO: Sam Thompson [USA] and Ernestina Basile [ARGENTINA]
WHAT: A bit of fallout from this chicanery
WHEN: Thursday, dinner period
WHERE: Cafeteria
WARNINGS: Some cursing
STATUS: Completed Log

( It’s just that I’m here to learn, right? Not... churro stuff. )

WHO: Marine van de Velde and Brad Swartz.
WHAT: Marine takes Brad -- and a veritable arsenal of lotions, meats, and gloves -- to communicate with the plants on the ground and find out how feasible it would be to grow a marijuana plant. And, more importantly, if the plant network could speak around and try and get a marijuana seed to move in. Because. Expect a lot of elbowing on Marine's behalf asking "WHAT DID THE DAISY SAY, BRAD." -- and Brad's hand getting whacked if he tries to eat a stick of celery.
WHEN: Before assessments on 19 July, disguised as a breakfast picnic. And morning yoga session. Brad doing downward facing dog? Yes.
WHERE: Behind the sports field.
WARNINGS: NONE TO NOTE YET.
STATUS: PLACEHOLDER.

( Talent Show! )

( directly after this exchange }

TO: Jordana
FROM: Allegra

tell me "making bracelets" is not some weird metaphor for sex overseas

TO: Karim, Lottie, Sylvie, Moira, Alex, Nolan, Hedda, Vi, Victor, Brad, Allegra, Marius, Mason, Omar, Jack, Cheska, Mal, Tom, Jasmine, Daisy, Remy, Sam [BY ACCIDENT]
FROM: Marine

[a deliberately typed message]

so talent night is tonight. if you don't have a talent and would rather, a few of us have thought it might be fun to instead have a friendly games night in the girls tower, room 2D. poker and apples to apples. making it interesting: bring two snacks from the convenience store you'll barter and wear layers, they're going to taken off. party is joint between karim, lottie, and i so text one of us back if you're in!! Mx

TO: Cheska
FROM: Marine

yo having a party in our room, if you're not up for it i will pay you and i will take on cleaning duties for the next month i hope it is okay!

WHO: Sadie Thompson and Mitzi Oster
WHAT: Mirror, Mirror
WHEN: After the talent show
WHERE: 4-D, Women's Residence Hall
WARNINGS: Cute baby
STATUS: Completed Log

( Who do you want to see? )

WHO: Tea and Jude
WHAT: Meeting of the comic minds
WHEN: Way back on Monday... after placement tests
WHERE: Quad
STATUS/RATING: Completed/G

( All I can do is turn other people into me, but I guess that’s almost as scary as zombies. )

TO: Tess
FROM: Jude

So. I don't know if this is weird or creepy or anything, but this is Jude from the journals, and I thought maybe I would text you because you're the only other person from South Island and I was wondering how you like it here?

( Attached to Room 4B's door with scotchtape. )

WHO: Ernestina Basile and Damien Harrington
WHAT: Hanging out, making out
WHEN: Thursday evening before the talent show
WHERE: Men's Residence Hall
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Completed Log

( Quierdo, I need to hear you play so I can decide to back out or not. Okay? )