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Not sure if I'm using this right, but hi, my name is Alphonse. I don't know why I'm here. But, is my brother here? Or Winry? General Mustang? I'm so scared.

I guess the people who took my blood and did tests think I have a disease so I'm in quarantine. But they healed me, so that seems strange. Or, well, someone/something healed me. I have never seen a doctor's office or hospital like this where people are locked into rooms they can't escape. Is that normal here? I forgot what it was like to feel so good and strong in my real body...

I'm still a bit confused about what's happening and how to get home? Also, how am I able to communicate via this machine I'm talking to. At home, even the military and the Fuehrer King didn't have this kind of technology.

What in the bloody hell...?
Hello? Where's Don when I need him?

Filtered to the Wizarding World
Hello? It's Myron Wagtail.
Is there anyone here that went to Hogwarts or Ilvermorny?

Well this is just great.
Joke's over, send me back to Amestris.

I'm looking to get a job at the University of Tumbleweed to teach physics and biochemistry at the masters level if possible. Does anyone have any information on how I'd go about doing that? Or if someone has need of a physicist, biochemist researcher at your organization I'm happy to entertain other options.

I also can do field medicine in adverse conditions if that's a need somewhere here?

Attention teenagers and those under the age of 21:

If you are caught with alcohol, you will be arrested and fined. Your license will be suspended for 30-180 days. You will be forced to go to Alcohol awareness class. You will be made to do 8-40 hours of community service.

Those are all for first time offenders. It only goes up if you have a record. Be smart, people.

Okay, so here's the thing. Some of you have talked to me and know this, and some of you don't, but...

I'm a zombie.

And I know. There's a lot of bad things about it, so I'm going to open up the floor for questions. Ask me anything, and I'll answer.

Any job recommendations for an out-of-work vigilante-slash-crime-lord? The grocery budget can only last so long without fresh infusions of cash, especially when you're feeding an eighty-pound dog.