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Tweak says, "Clean it again."

Jason Todd [Red Hood] (fallenrobin) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-09-18 22:20:00

Entry tags:

!network post, america chavez / miss america (616), ben reilly / spider-man (94), jason todd / red hood (au), sam winchester

Any job recommendations for an out-of-work vigilante~~-slash-crime-lord~~? The grocery budget can only last so long without fresh infusions of cash, especially when you're feeding an eighty-pound dog.

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	viva_america 2017-09-19 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Dog walking? Not just for middle schoolers anymore. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Not sure my dog would approve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	viva_america 2017-09-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Cierto. Can't go home with another dog's dander on your clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 11:55 am UTC (link)
	It's pne of the worst betrayals, almost as bad as not sharing bacon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thesensational 2017-09-19 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Did you have a side job before? Or were you one of the lucky vigilantes that got a paycheck for that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I had a small fortune hidden away in off-shore accounts. And a trust fund. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesensational 2017-09-19 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Ah the good ol' trust fund. Maybe if you wish real hard it'll come through next time we got a pod gift drop. But until then, there's always pizza delivery? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 03:22 am UTC (link)
	We get gift drops? I think I'd rather put in a request for Alfred. Are you kidding? Pizza delivery costs more than raw ingredients. I knew more than one family as a kid who'd blow their food budget on Pizza Hut and go hungry for the rest of the week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesensational 2017-09-19 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Every now and then. It tends to be things and pets though. Pets of the animal kind. Unless you're referring to a different Alfred. Soooooooo, ok, crossing off Pizza Planet from the job possibilities. I'd say the volunteer fire department could use more people, but, well, that whole volunteer thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 03:56 am UTC (link)
	It'd be just my luck to get stuck with Alfred the cat. I'm guessing that picking pockets is frowned upon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesensational 2017-09-19 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Is he a tuxedo cat? Tell me he's a tuxedo cat. Yeah, just a bit. On the plus side, you'd give the other out of work vigilantes something to do though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 11:46 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, he is. Oh, that'd be cute. Just like old times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesensational 2017-09-20 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Then all is right with the world. You might find yourself overrun though. Which is just an encouragement isn't it? Because that makes it a challenge. Oh boy, just forget everything I said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 11:54 am UTC (link)
	I have been known to give the metaphorical finger to the masked community at large. It's a hell of a lot more fun than they realize. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ashtawawidiwin 2017-09-19 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I love trust funds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Bitch to get into when you're supposedly dead, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ashtawawidiwin 2017-09-19 03:58 am UTC (link)
	That's why I always try to die in foreign countries after being kidnapped so the paperwork doesn't go through before the resurrection does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Been dead for six years in the eyes of the law. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	otkazatsya 2017-09-19 03:37 am UTC (link)
	If you have muscle, it's been my experience that physical labor can be found almost anywhere. Or, if you have fighting skill, there is a gym where you can teach others how to fight. That is where I've found a job here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Any mechanic work around here? I can fight. Not sure if it's the kind of fighting I want to pass on to someone else, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	otkazatsya 2017-09-19 03:59 am UTC (link)
	On the mechanized vehicles? Yes, I think so. What sort of fighting would be bad for someone to learn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 11:48 am UTC (link)
	Cars and motorcycles, mostly. I can work on other things, too. The kind that kills people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	otkazatsya 2017-09-19 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	They have both of those here, I believe. And shops for them. Are you trained only to kill from a distance? No combat involved beforehand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Might have to look and see if any of them are hiring. Thanks. I take it you're new to automobiles. I can kill just about any way that you can come up with. Doesn't mean I use all of them, but I'm not as restrained as the rest of the family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	otkazatsya 2017-09-20 02:47 am UTC (link)
	My world is a bit behind this one in terms of mechanics and technology. But we do have quite a bit more magic. As a soldier, that is a skill I can appreciate. I mainly meant that perhaps you could teach the fighting part without the killing part, but if you've settled on a mechanic job, it's probably a moot point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Guess that might even things out. It's a nice thought, but there's a whole lot more wrapped up in how I fight than the fighting itself. Training I'm not even sure I'd want to pass on to another Robin. Besides, Dick's the teacher in the family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	otkazatsya 2017-09-20 02:55 am UTC (link)
	If everyone had access to it, perhaps. Most don't. The Grisha - magic folk - usually live much more comfortably than the rest of us. I understand. Seems best to stick to the mechanics, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Let me guess. They don't do much to help everyone else. Probably, at least for now. If there's a call for my other set of skills ... I've never been shy about using them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	otkazatsya 2017-09-20 03:09 am UTC (link)
	It depends on which Grisha you're talking about. Many of them, not really. Some of them use their abilities for reasons I really disagree with. I've had much less need for my own violent skills here; hopefully you'll have a reprieve from yours as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Such as? Hopefully I don't go stir crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	otkazatsya 2017-09-22 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Inspiring fear to have power over others, hurting and killing to maintain that power, gaining immortality, and so on. I wish you luck with that one. I'm not sorry for the break, but I'm not immune to restlessness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-22 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Nice to know that game stays the same across dimensions. Been fighting so long I'm never sure what to do without it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bornunder 2017-09-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
	You're a mechanic ~~too~~? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 11:49 am UTC (link)
	B decided to put my tire-jacking skills to better use repairing the Batmobile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornunder 2017-09-19 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	That's awesome. ~~My brother would kill for that job~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-19 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely useful for annoying him these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornunder 2017-09-20 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Man, you and my brother would get along so well. Either that or you'd want to kill each other, I can't decide which. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I've mostly moved beyond the murder thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornunder 2017-09-20 02:53 am UTC (link)
	And he only kills monsters, so you'll probably be okay. You might have to convince him you're not a shifter who stole his face, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I came by this magnificent piece of work honestly, thanks very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornunder 2017-09-20 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Which is exactly what a shifter wearing his face would say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 03:06 am UTC (link)
	So what's your recommendation? Because Bruce taught us the way to assuage paranoia is to do a DNA test and check for signs of cloning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bornunder 2017-09-20 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Just let him give you something silver to touch, and if you don't blister from it, you'll be good. Shifters can't handle silver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hell of a lot easier than Bruce's methods. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thesensational 2017-09-20 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh if only it ever went that easily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 11:57 am UTC (link)
	That's step one of what is no doubt an eighty-step plan outlined somewhere on the Batcomputer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thesensational 2017-09-20 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	At least that's step one for him. I think that's down at step 6-13 depending on the mood and how much 'punch, yell, punch, yell' cycle happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallenrobin 2017-09-20 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	There's a provision for moving punching and yelling to the head of the line. (Reply to this) (Parent)