Jurassic City - Network

Now that all the horror movie creatures seem to have gone I'm going to ask if everyone got through it all okay. I hope no one was bitten or attacked at all.

[ Filtered to Ward ]

I want to make this year special. We didn't get to spend it together last year so I want to decorate the apartment and put antlers on Bear and everything else that couples do at Christmas.

So here's the thing.

I'm 99.99% sure I was pretty close to some spectacular makeup sex with my boyfriend. We're talking one foot in the door here.

So I'm gonna need a fast pass back home. Or some complimentary 'sorry we screwed you out of your screwing' porn.