Jurassic City - Network

So this little piece of technology can simultaneously communicate with everyone else here, interesting.

I assumed being temporarily trapped on an Island full of live, free roaming dinosaurs was as unpredictable, dangerous and unpleasant as things go.

Turns out I didn't consider being inexplicably taken hostage by a city, also populated with live dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs?

That is certainly strange and unexpected.

Steve? Natasha? Sam? They told me you were all here.

If someone's going to kidnap me to an alternate dimension or whatever this place is...they could've at least been polite and not dragged me here on my wedding day.

Or just not have dragged me here at all. That would've been even better.

What the fuck is this? Dinosaurs? Seriously?

I don't have time for this. I've got family I got to get home to.