Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

Who: Liz and Jenna
What: Catching Jenna up
Where: Shopping area
When: The day Jenna arrived
Warning: Ugly crying abound

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Does anyone know exactly how long you can go without sleep before you lose your mind?

I wish there was a way to put in requests for the portals.

I feel like half myself without Ty.

Okay.

I realise my life has been one ridiculous scenario after another lately. I've been blackmailed by a Master Sargent, I've been between the sheets with an alien -though to be fair, I didn't know he was an alien at the time, and I'm not talking the illegal from another country kind here. The threat of intergallactic STD is very real. And I basically sacrificed everything for him, and yeah. I know I left town to try and save face or something, but this is not Ohio.

This is not where I'm supposed to be, and I'm really wondering how the hell I got so far off course that I don't even know where I am.

I need clothes. And money. I read there's a Science community here. Is there any need for a Biomedical Engineer?

Oh and if anyone sees a curly haired cowboy getting into trouble, just call me. I'll come collect him.

You know, there's a psychedelic drug, DMT, that occurs naturally in some plants. Rick Strassman, a professor of psychiatry at the University of New Mexico School of Medicine, observed in a study from 1990 to 1995 that people had near-death and mystical experiences following injection of DMT. According to Strassman, the body has natural DMT released at birth and death.

Now, there's no evidence that really supports or disproves this theory.

But I mean, it would explain this.

Someone tell me what's going on here and how I can get home. I can't be here.

What the hell just happened?