Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

Who: Illya Kuryakin & Faith Lehane
What: A russian and a slayer walk into a diner, sounds like the start of a bad joke, right?
Where: Diner
When: Sometime after their chat on the network
Rating: PG | Mostly Faith’s mouth lbr
Status: Log | Complete

( Your lesson starts now )

who: Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin.
what: Catching up.
where: Their place.
when: Early evening.
rating: TBD. Some references to PTSD and also to sexual situations.
status: In progress.

( napoleon knew that he’d been distant lately )

Despite my best efforts I remain inexplicably trapped here.

I suppose the only alternative now is to accept my fate and find a place to settle, for the time being.

This is not permanent situation.

Well, this is certainly a change.

Would someone care to explain what's going on?

Peril, I know you're around. I can practically feel the disdain.

I am, as Napoelon would say, no longer in Kansas.

I am not amused.

Who do I need to kill, maim, torture speak to for answers?