Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

( there is a light strumming of a lute before any speaking is heard )

Toss a coin to...that smug, self-righteous asshole...gods...what I wouldn't give to give him a piece of my mind.

( a pause as Jaskier seems to become more aware of things around him )

What in the...Melitele's tits...

It figures. It really does figure.