Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

Where the fuck am I?

Wow. That was apparently a real quick turn around.

Not sure I want to do that again. I'm kind of dizzy. But that might be the rum.

I miss my ship

What the fuck? This again?

...At least I have Old Lace with me.

WHO: Charles Xavier & Erik Lensherr
WHAT: Erik and Charles take a walk... an actual walk. Weird.
WHEN: Right after this
WHERE: Main Street
RATING: TBD

( Erik wasn't exactly keen on the idea of having to explain the most recent events to Charles. )

Oh this is always so fascinating.

Absolutely extraordinary.

Bond, what have you gotten me into now

Well, this is certainly quaint.

I must say the network here is appalling. Simply rubbish. You'd have thought a child made it.

I, in fact, did better work when I was a child

Someone should really fix it.

By which I mean I've already fixed it.

You're welcome.

I need something to do with my time, and I've always been terrible at being idle, so I'm going to start giving dance lessons. There's apparently a dance studio in town and they're letting me use one of the rooms. It seems remarkably non-terrifying.

I'm also going to be teaching self-defense classes out of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex's gym.

Anyone who's interested in either of those is more than welcome to attend.

Well this is a week. And it’s only Tuesday.

quentin.

So, can we hit a reset button on yesterday and today and just not get out of bed instead of dealing with my wife and your girlfriend?

How are you really?

Full disclosure, I’m maybe panicking about Alice being here. Just a little. And it’s only slightly due to her tendency to fuck us over massively.

richie.

Drink with me while my boyfriend talks to his toxic ex who I’m definitely not a little worried he’ll decide he still loves because they’re like fucked up magnets and I have issues?

who: Erik and Charles
what: Charles arrives in a rather difficult predicament. Erik goes to retrieve him.
where: Town Square
when: Late Afternoon
warnings: TBD
status: In progress.

( Granted, as he was heading across the street, it did hit Erik that he didn't exactly have any way to transport Charles other than picking him up and carrying him. Which... Honestly, he wasn't entirely sure whether Charles would find that embarrassing or comforting. )

Well, this is quite extraordinary.

[...] Professor?

who: Vanya and Erik.
what: Erik attempts to train someone on his own. At least he can't fuck things up worse?
where: Outskirts of Nightvale
when: Late Afternoon
warnings: References to violence, abuse, and mental illness. Spoilers for Umbrella Academy.
status: In progress.

( Charles was probably much better suited for this task. God help him that he didn't mess up too badly. )

This is stupid It's a bad idea

Does anyone know about super powers? Like...how to control them?

I just don't want to hurt anyone else want to be able to control this.

diego.

This is the right thing to do, right?

I need to figure out how to control this so I don't hurt people.

klaus.

You've been different. And it's not just about Ben.

What's going on?

So this is just so massively last minute, but screw it.

I’m having a Halloween party at my place tomorrow night. Because Halloween.

Whoever wants to come is welcome, just know that if you’re evil and/or start shit, I will kick you in the throat.

Costumes aren’t mandatory but are definitely encouraged.

Holy shenanigans Batman.

This is definitely weirder than my normal weird.

What the hell is this?

Well, this is less than ideal.