Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

✉ So.
✉ Are you ready to maybe listen?
✉ And not shout that I'm dead and tell me to fuck off?
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✉ Trust me, none of this makes any sense to me, either.
✉ And it's not like there's a gentle way of going 'Surprise. I'm not dead'.
✉ So I figured just ignoring it would be fine.
✉ And then you went spastic on me.
✉ Look. We'll figure this out.
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✉ Come on, Kay. It's been days.
✉ Say something.
✉ You're scaring me.