Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

You know, there's a psychedelic drug, DMT, that occurs naturally in some plants. Rick Strassman, a professor of psychiatry at the University of New Mexico School of Medicine, observed in a study from 1990 to 1995 that people had near-death and mystical experiences following injection of DMT. According to Strassman, the body has natural DMT released at birth and death.

Now, there's no evidence that really supports or disproves this theory.

But I mean, it would explain this.

If someone's misplaced a god of thunder recently, could you please come pick him up from where he crashed into my apartment?

No no no no no.

(ooc: there was a shockwave of energy when Wanda showed up due to the traumatic nature of events immediately preceding her arrival.)

Well. This is new.

Oh dear.

This does complicate things a bit...

So here's the thing.

I'm 99.99% sure I was pretty close to some spectacular makeup sex with my boyfriend. We're talking one foot in the door here.

So I'm gonna need a fast pass back home. Or some complimentary 'sorry we screwed you out of your screwing' porn.

If this is demons, someone needs to tell me right now.

Well, now. This is a delightful distraction. Not particularly well timed. Or perhaps it was. It's always so hard to say with these things. Not knowing where the future could have taken us. I do, distressingly, appear to be here by myself, though. I could only hope that isn't as foreboding as it seems.