Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

I like Nightvale. I really do.

I will say one thing though. It's kinda hard to find a job for a guy like me. I don't really want to work for the secret police. Did something similar back home.

I was hesitant to post; Anything I could say about his situation must have been said already.

But then I remembered that the linguist Malcolm Coulthard once essentially proved that the probability of any piece of writing consisting of more than twenty words being unique is actually extremely high.

And this is over twenty words.

And thus, utterly unique.

Probably.

I am so over being kidnapped to weird places.

So this is dying.

Gotta admit, this isn't what I expected. No pearly gates, no granddad. I guess it could be worse.