Okay.
I realise my life has been one ridiculous scenario after another lately. I've been blackmailed by a Master Sargent, I've been between the sheets with an alien -though to be fair, I didn't know he was an alien at the time, and I'm not talking the illegal from another country kind here. The threat of intergallactic STD is very real. And I basically sacrificed everything for him, and yeah. I know I left town to try and save face or something, but this is not Ohio.
This is not where I'm supposed to be, and I'm really wondering how the hell I got so far off course that I don't even know where I am.