Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

Any Slayers around? Check in.

There's so many new arrivals. Looks like the portals are working overtime.

For those who were here last year, I am actually being on top of things this time, and not leaving it to the last minute.

For those who weren't, I am going to be hosting a Halloween party. It's going to be on Halloween night, even though that's a Thursday. People in Night Vale call out of work all the time for disasters, so I'm sure you can call out for hangovers. Everyone's welcome and you're all encouraged to dress up. Since the displaced population's gone up a bit since last year, it is not going to be in my apartment this time. We're going to be renting out the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, which means there will be bowling this year in addition to music and snacks and fun!

Hopefully everyone comes and has a great time.

roxy.

You're totally helping me host again, right?

will.

Couple costumes?

harley.

I saw you showed up a few days ago. How are you settling in?

STEPH

Remember when you seduced Will with waffles?

Hold my beer.

TREVOR

Hey. Wanna have sex with me?

I'd wonder if this was hell, but I have it on reliable sources that hells are usually a good deal less strange. And they don't usually make you communicate via computer. Though if it were my personal hell, it probably would, so I suppose I can't rule it out.

At least it's sunny, that usually cuts down on a few problems.

Who's up for sitting around in jammies watching bad movies with me? Steph? I'm looking at you. Ooh, or Wes. That could be entertaining. Someone come keep me company.

TREVOR

Hey.

So...anyone want late night waffles?

Because I may have made way too many waffles.

What the fuck is all this then?

I'm too sober for this bullshit.

Sypha? Has anyone seen a woman? Red hair. Mouthy. Prone to setting things on fire.

There are a lot of people who are going to be pissed about me being kidnapped, so you may as well just send me back now.

You know. I thought death was meant to be less eventful.

So this is just so massively last minute, but screw it.

I’m having a Halloween party at my place tomorrow night. Because Halloween.

Whoever wants to come is welcome, just know that if you’re evil and/or start shit, I will kick you in the throat.

Costumes aren’t mandatory but are definitely encouraged.

It has been way too freaking long since I've had a vacation, so I'm just going to roll with this.

Someone point me in the direction of a Mai Tai?