Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

Considering I am a lowly stand-up comedian with a bachelor's degree in Broadcast Journalism, this is all above my paygrade.

Like, seriously. A dog park that is actually a gateway to Hell? I mean, if you want to get technical I guess I have experience with gateways to Hell and maybe child-eating monsters but otherwise. I don't know what to put on my résumé here.





All of the above was just a clever cover for how I am about to absolutely lose my shit though, I have to admit.

Raise your hand if your phone is filled with nothing but pictures of your dog.

I regret nothing.

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Orla could always use some new playmates if anyone here is also a dog parent.

So how many things around here are venomous and at what point should you go to get something checked out after you pet something and it bites you and your hand swells up. Twice its size isn't that bad a swelling right, you could just hang out and wait a while?

Asking for a friend.