Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

It's so weird celebrating the new year in the past.

And now remembering two sets of christmas presents from Dad and John.

AND DRINKING! Being drunk is so much fun! I am so sorry to anyone who has to deal with me. Please don't dump me, Jude.

Would it be weird if I bought the baby version of me Christmas presents? Because there is the cutest blue bicycle at one of the neighborhood shops and I'm 100% sure that she would love it.

It's me and Jude's first Christmas somewhere we can actually celebrate. Who wants to help me find a ridiculous Christmas tree?

It seems a little redundant now but HI all!

I'm Gracie. Weirdly enough, I kind of grew up here. Half here. Half in the zombie apocalypse. It's a whole thing.

Anyway! I just realized it's almost Halloween. Anyone thought about costumes? I don't think I've celebrated since I was a kid.

Well, this is a thing.

I'm only going to ask this once and I'm going to ask it nice, so someone better have an answer.

Where the fuck am I and where the fuck is my girlfriend?