Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

What the hell is this shit?

Okay, Mike, where are you?

Let's be honest, if there's weird shit happening, usually you and your friends are at the center of it.

Well, my life has once again taken a turn for the fucked, which can mean only one thing.

Steve Harrington, what the hell did you do?

What the fuck is going on and where the fuck are my kids?

.This is...I'm not sure. Hello? What is this? Can anyone hear me? Nancy? Is anyone there