Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

There's so many new arrivals. Looks like the portals are working overtime.

For those who were here last year, I am actually being on top of things this time, and not leaving it to the last minute.

For those who weren't, I am going to be hosting a Halloween party. It's going to be on Halloween night, even though that's a Thursday. People in Night Vale call out of work all the time for disasters, so I'm sure you can call out for hangovers. Everyone's welcome and you're all encouraged to dress up. Since the displaced population's gone up a bit since last year, it is not going to be in my apartment this time. We're going to be renting out the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex, which means there will be bowling this year in addition to music and snacks and fun!

Hopefully everyone comes and has a great time.

roxy.

You're totally helping me host again, right?

will.

Couple costumes?

harley.

I saw you showed up a few days ago. How are you settling in?

So...anyone want late night waffles?

Because I may have made way too many waffles.

So this is just so massively last minute, but screw it.

I’m having a Halloween party at my place tomorrow night. Because Halloween.

Whoever wants to come is welcome, just know that if you’re evil and/or start shit, I will kick you in the throat.

Costumes aren’t mandatory but are definitely encouraged.

Holy shenanigans Batman.

This is definitely weirder than my normal weird.

This wasn't quite what I expected to happen today but it's hardly the worst situation I've found myself in.

Hello, Night Vale. I'm Doctor Helen Magnus.