Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

I give up. I can't write. I'm a failure and this place is too weird. Nothing I could ever write is going to be able to compete with it.

Well, this is different.

Abra?

OOC: Potential spoilers for Doctor Sleep in the comments.

I really need to learn that if I'm going to get drunk, wine is not the best idea for it. I have a job interview tomorrow and I foresee myself being very hung over.

who: Kitty Kate Pryde and Stan Uris.
what: Ice cream and conversation.
where: Richie and Eddie's house.
when: After this.
rating: TBD. Probably low.
status: In progress.

( so how long do you think we're supposed to stay here before it gets weird? )

In honor of Halloween week, tune for tomorrow's afternoon radio show - we kick off the week with a segment devoted to spiders and shower caps. To entice you, did you know that spider rain is not actually a myth?

Also, female red widows will cannibalize their male sexual partners. Probably not new for some of you though, amirite?

I need something to do with my time, and I've always been terrible at being idle, so I'm going to start giving dance lessons. There's apparently a dance studio in town and they're letting me use one of the rooms. It seems remarkably non-terrifying.

I'm also going to be teaching self-defense classes out of the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex's gym.

Anyone who's interested in either of those is more than welcome to attend.

Who: Ben, Bev & Stan
What: Ben and Bev visit Stan, to reassure themselves that he is in fact alive
When: Few days after all their arrivals
Where: Stan's place
Rating: TBC
Status: In progress

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Let’s see. Kidnapped to another dimension with no idea how I got there?

Must be Wednesday.

Okay, does someone want to tell me what's going on?

I got 'something something portal'.

Well.

This is unexpected.