Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

It's weird not to work for so long. I assume someone's working since presumably people are dying, but it's not me. What do people do all day when they're not running souls around.

And I already do you, Taako, so don't say it.

It's not so bad here though. People are chatty. Some guy who was a scout master was talking for an hour about food that sounded inedible, but I'm the best judge. Are scouts made up of boys or hunting FOR boys? I couldn't tell? Either way, they sound like a bad idea.

Hey, Kravitz.

Hey.

Hey, Krav.

Hey, babe.

Babe.

Babe.

Well, this is a thing.

I mean, this isn't the weirdest world I've ended up on, or even top ten weirdest, but definitely didn't plan on a solo adventure.

Still, I guess if they were going to do a solo story, they would pick the coolest one. I hate to think what they'd do with Merle. Bunch of plant-fucking, probably. He's the fucking worst.