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We're still in Texas?

I'm going back to bed.

For the record, the best way to cook a faerie is poaching.

If you find that your mind is unquiet, if you need help refocusing and revitalizing your body, mind and spirit, and developing strength and flexibility in your muscles and tendons, please sign up for yoga classes at the Center for Performing and Creative Arts with me, Thor. I will be teach Tao yin classes at 6 AM every morning, Monday to Friday. Classes will run approximately an hour long. Required items, fee, and recommendations can be found on the center's website.

First class is tomorrow. I hope I see many of you soon. :)

[ FILTERED TO GABRIELLE & TINA ]
Thank you for this opportunity. I hope it brings more attention ton your center.

[ FILTERED TO ASGARDIANS ]
No change.

Attention Asgardians. There's a Loki behind my dumpster. I tried kicking him awake but Tinkerbell status means that doesn't do much damage.

You might want to pick him up.

DAUGHTER!

I feel like watching other people play quidditch, may be as helpful as me actually practicing quidditch at this point. I'm certain that point will pass pretty quickly.

[Heliopaths]

So, Tomorrow. Go Team, or something like that? I've never really done the sports thing.

Letting people know, I'm going to go away for a while to get my head together. Try to get in touch with the Other Guy and come to some sort of [...] agreement? Compromise? Reconciliation? And I can't do it here. Too many distractions, especially with the randomness the Portal pulls. I've notified the Bureau to let them know I'm taking the time off. Not sure exactly when I'll be back.

I'll have my tablet with me, so I'll still be able to keep in touch, but I don't plan on being online a whole lot.

I say this with great annoyance (recognizing that likely no one here is to blame):

Avengers, assemble.

Meaning, is there anyone here who actually knows who I am?

VIDEO MESSAGE

The video starts with a shake of the camera, like the phone was fumbled, but the image is too close and everything is out of focus. After a couple seconds, the phone is dropped and facing up at a ceiling. In the background, nearby, there is loud barking taking place. Another moment later, an animated but familiar shape of a common toy steps into frame sporting Rey's formerly signature hairstyle. She's lacking a mouth but her eyebrows are drawn down in a frustrated look. Eyes focus in on the camera and she starts vocalizing but no words come out. At best, it sounds like frustrated grunts and groans coming from the back of her throat. Eyes narrow further and she lifts both her arms in a 'WHAT' gesture. There's very visible frustration that continues on as she moves in and out of frame, with a dog briefly rushing past view, before suddenly the camera shows a stylus begin to float in midair. It comes down close near the camera and suddenly the picture ends, as she has shut the camera off. Within thirty seconds, the following message shows on network.

is this portal

The heat is unbearable here. It's as if the sun is angry with us.

Is the sun angry with us? Did any of you do something to it?

Should I create thunderstorms? The clouds they bring will give us relief. I'll keep them going for the next few days or until one of the Ororos makes me stop.

Do you ever go to look and see if there's a fan t-shirt for something in your show and find yourself disappointed that no one has made it? I feel let down a little. I guess that means I'm going to have to design this shirt on my own. Or ask someone else to do it. Either way.

[Filtered to Frigga, Loki (616), Sif, Thor + Valkyrie]

I'll be spending the evening with Thor. I thought it best to tell you before Hugin and Munin go spreading tales.

ETA: Thor wishes to inform you all that we will be in the desert.

I rather enjoyed Chicago. All my years in visiting Midgard and I never visited, I am glad I can correct it, and be able to revisit it next weekend. I took many pictures, but gifts will come then.

[Private to Eliot Waugh]

Happy Father's Day.

[Private to friends]

So who wants to do something that is probably an exercise in avoidance?

I keep hoping I'll look up and it'll be tomorrow I miss my

Freeform is showing Disney movies. It's been a pretty good distraction from basically everything. It's also reminded me how long it's been since I've seen The Lion King.

FILTER TO FINN & POE DAMERON

We never finalized. Are we going to go to Chicago next weekend? How do we want to try to get there? There is the planes but I think we could probably ask someone to make us a portal. Both Alice and Margo could from my understanding.

And I'd like to invite Leia and Han. Is that alright?

FILTER TO LEO VALDEZ

Today was the final day of school, wasn't it? How should we celebrate? I hear it is customary.

FILTER TO TEAM NEW YEARS

What do you all think about perhaps having a monthly night out? I'm not sure what we could do but I like the idea of regular outings.

Added in

FILTER TO LEIA ORGANA & HAN SOLO

Finn, Poe and I are going to be going to Chicago next weekend for one of the Pride events. Since that was where Finn and I lived for so long, I thought maybe you two would like to join us? I could show you where we used to stay. The Falcon won't be there but--- We could invite Chewie, too?

Tis a bit early still, but I should like to let those I care for know that I shall be out of town next week, for the weekend. I shall have this device, and Hugin and Munin can always find me if there's a need.

[Loki(MCU)]

I had a thought, after some research I did on the city I am to visit. Tis one of great many museums, and art, so if you should like come with me I had already intended to visit them but tis always better to see such things with someone who knows more of it.

[Torunn]

Would you like anything from this Chicago?

Added later: [Thor]

I've invited Torunn to accompany me later in the month, when I return to Chicago. Mayhaps, you and Valkyrie would like to come along?

Added later as well: [Queen Frigga, All Mother]

Your Majesty, I should be honored to extend an invitation to accompany me, Torunn, Thor, Valkyrie, and Loki to Chicago near the end of the month. June 24th, to be exact. T'would be a bit of a family gathering, to see all the sights.

Happy Pride!
( Cut for Image )

Filter: Asgardians minus Sif

I want to give Sif a gift. We were discussing birthdays and when I asked her when was hers, she told me she doesn't remember. I celebrated a false birthday not long ago because Earth time and Altean time is very different, and so I felt like Sif deserves something special as well. So I come to you for suggestions since you have known her for far longer than I have. How shall I treat her?

Filter: Voltronverse + Alice + Quentin

Since you all know more about Earth than I do, if I was to give a special woman a grand treat to make up for any birthday we may have missed, what are some of your ideas?

Brother, look. You have an admirer.

To those that came out to the opening of Once Upon a Pie - thank you and keep coming back to give me more of your money.

For those of you that didn't come out - what's wrong with you? My apple pie is delicious.

We're open from 9 AM to 5 PM every day, except for Sundays. We're closed Sundays. We offer catering services in addition to our baked goods and coffee, as well and fresh ingredients for more of the magically inclined in a special section in the back.

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE/LOKI/VALKYRIE + FAMILY ]
If any of you would like a job, I'm looking for cashiers and servers. And someone to overlook the magical section in the back when I'm not around.

I imagine these two look familiar to some of you.

( Pic, no filter. )

They haven't stopped talking since they got here.

It's gonna be 101 today, and it's not even June. I miss not needing an air conditioner for 8 months of the year.

AVENGERS COMPOUND:

Slip n Slide baseball or basketball.

That's a thing.

I think we might wanna try it.

So. I'm new here. Seem to have misplaced a team. Anybody seen 'em? They're loud. Banter inappropriately during life or death situations. Most recently seen fighting a lot of robots.

It's absolutely vital that I find them, because I'm wrecked, and I kind of need a babysitter.

Little help guys?

Maybe we should do a headcount on who got what powers.

I seem to have my brothers, which I hope means he has my thunder.

Tell me now, what you've gained or lost.

The Grandmaster had the right idea after all. Day drinking sounds delightful. Sif, tell me you kept some of that wine from Middle-Earth. We might as well enjoy it while there's time. ( spoilers-ish )

[Thor]

Where are you?

HULK MAKE NEW FRIEND

CHO TAKE PICTURE

[attached is a photo of the Hulk sitting cross legged on the floor, cradling a perfectly content Meowth in his huge, green hands]

In today's news: I nearly fell down the stairs. I stepped on the leg of my pajama pants. I feel like I am a danger to mostly just myself. Luckily, I did not actually fall down the stairs, just backwards.

I FINALLY CAUGHT HIM RED HANDED!

That kleptomaniac cat of Tony's, Yen. He's a thieving sneak. My stuff kept coming up missing, so I finally set up security cameras, and this is what it caught.

[Instead of an Instagram post, pretend it's security footage, and instead of an ordinary Russian Blue cat, pretend it's an Alolan Meowth]

SONOFABITCH! Where are my glasses??! They were right here on my desk a minute ago.

TONY!

Not what I was expecting when my perimeter alarms were tripped, but preferable to whatever left the mess at Fort Neill. I can't believe my address is Texas.

[ video embedded in the post ]

[ Bucky Barnes (PH) ]

Had your fill of one-armed man jokes yet? Swing by the house. Your arm is ready for a test drive.

Finals season is delightful. My inbox is overflowing with anxious emails. I hear there's even more chaos amongst the graduate students. Perhaps I should visit campus to observe.

I have made a friend:

( unfiltered image )

I hear rumour there might be a place to board my Mareep, I was wondering what more is known of this. Tis best, I think, to leave him with our own. I take him out whenever I can, but I feel he needs a pasture, with plenty of place to roam. I am more then willing to pay for his care, and assure anyone that I do not plan to just leave him and plan to visit often.

And as promised both Bruce and the Princess of Wakanda will receive his wool. I do look forward to seeing what can be made of it and would like to see about a potential garment.

I am quite pleased with my progress with my garden. The nursery is coming along nicely, and soon I'll have some little trees ready for situating.

I do so love the colours, so vibrant.

I do fear my small garden will run out of space soon, I should've been more selective, but they're far too nice to pass up.

Hello, I am Fen, Acting High King of Fillory.

I understand my friends my subjects the High King is here in this city, and I wish to speak to my fellow Fillorians. Please.

[OOC: Thar be Magicians season 3 spoilers in the comments, folks.]

WHO: Thor Odinson and Valkyrie
WHEN: backdated to when the pirates attacked, just afterwards
WHERE: Thor's suite on the ship
WHAT: Valkyrie brings Thor Nutella and checks on him.
WARNINGS: probably nothing, will update if needed
STATUS: gdoc, finishing in comments.

( I found my soldier girl. She's so far away. She makes my head spin around. )

[ FILTERED TO THOSE THAT HELPED GATHER INGREDIENTS FOR THE MEMORY POTION * VIEWABLE TO BONNIE/RONAN/LOKI/VALKYRIE/FAMILY ]
Potion works. Margo's not a vegetable because I'm amazing. Any time something tries to physically or mentally update you, you will glow purple briefly - that's the barrier pushing it back.

All of you that helped get the ingredients will get two vials each. Take it, don't take it, I don't care. If you want more, it's not free. Offer something up in exchange and I'll consider it. And no, I'm currently not going to be offering it to the public because I have a limited amount of it.

You can pick your vials up at my storefront tomorrow from noon to 3 PM. Address.

[ FILTERED TO BONNIE/RONAN/LOKI/VALKYRIE/FAMILY ]
So most of you already know about the memory potion I've been working on for awhile now. It works. It won't stop us from getting sent back to our worlds, but it does prevent a person from losing an eye like Margo did or getting memories of a future we're not living.

I intend to take it. My life is here now, I want to experience it without the fear of something forcing another set of memories or physical changes on me. If any of you wish to take it, come see me anytime. I won't force anyone to take it, but I know I like how all of you are and how you're all growing naturally here.

I tried to send an electronic mail but it didn't work, so I'll just send it here.

LOKI! (and all other interested parties)

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? It's all cats! For ten minutes!

xoxo
Thor

I am in the mood for sparring. Who wishes to face me?

[Frigga]

How are you, Grandmother?

[Filtered to Asgardians]

I will be at the base, assisting with the dead.

The animals are settled at the house for the time being. There is no need to check on them, unless one of you wishes to do so.

Didn't expect this many battles when I took up my mantle again. Bit of a drawback from all the lazing about and drinking myself stupid.

Take that over the losses. Condolences, yeah? If you've suffered some.

Ball tonight. Who's saving me a dance?

[FRIGGA, SIF, VALKYRIE, LOKI (MCU)]

James kissed me last night.

Asgardians - you're taking me to the ball.

[ TEAM NO MEMORY UPGRADES ]
I think we might have everything we required for the potion I need to create. I just need time and space. I carved out a storage room as my workshop and will be there for most of the next week, save for my son's birthday and the day of the ball.

When I have something viable, you will be the first to know.

[ TEAM PARENTS ]
So I'm weak and don't think I can keep Henry grounded for his birthday.

[Team New Years: Margo Hanson, Alice Quinn, Max Guevara, Rey #1, Brunnhilde/Valkyrie]
Sounds like an excuse to get all fancy.

I have so many regrets and am possibly dying. Could be a temporary feeling. Maybe not.

Added in later

[Brakebills + Kylo]

So we’re leaving Steve alone, okay? Okay.

Seems chugging as much Elven wine as you can has turned into an Olympic sport. Y'all remember that there were Olympics about to happen back in Tumbleweed? I really wanted to see figure skating and snowboarding. Guess we get to go back and watch clips.

Anyway, a whole lot of you guys are going to be aching when you get back on this ship, desperate for Elven wine you can't get anymore, so take it slower. That stuff's potent.

Didn't know they'd separated Midgard into sections. Long as it has good drink, don't care where we are.

filter: queen frigga
Settling in alright, Frigga?

filter: torunn
You okay, young one?

filter: asgardians
We stick together in this place a little better, yeah? Deal?

This is not where I am supposed to be. Heimdall would not make a mistake like this. I recognize these outdated communication devices so if I am once more brought to Midgard, know that I am the Lady Sif of Asgard, friend to the SHIELD and would speak to those in it's charge.

I do not appreciate being plagued with needles.

This is quite unusual. While I appreciate the consideration for health, I'm not sure it's entirely required, given my physiology, however, I will adhere to regulations and await the release.

Perhaps in that time, someone could inform me as to just why and where I am, as I can attest, this is not realm travel as I've done it, and it's hardly a suitable time.

FILTERED AGAINST MARGO HANSON, MINORS & MAGIC STUDENTS

Next Saturday is my very dear and beloved Margo's birthday. As we are currently at sea, with no known trajectory or schedule, planning an evening of celebratory indulgence is immensely difficult. But I have never been one to look at an obstacle and give up. We will celebrate and it will be a worthy celebration.

The question I pose to you, fellow travelers, is who among you would like to help celebrate High Queen Margo's birthday? I know she has made friends among you. And, of you friends, who is comfortable dancing in a crowd?

Perhaps shirtless?

Thor of Asgard, I look to you specifically.

As her oldest friend I can assure you that an evening of drinking, dancing and surrounded by shirtless men is exactly how she'd like to celebrate.

FILTER TO MAGIC STUDENTS( not an in game cut )

They are actually showing Muppet Treasure Island tonight. This is excellent news. Okay, most of the upcoming movies are basically pretty good, but Muppet Treasure Island. Steve, do you