the displaced; ic

It reaaaaaally doesn't feel like fall yet. I like the sun and all but this is getting ridiculous. There's only so much constant milkshakes can make up for.

For the record, I have not found anything in my own samples that would explain the decaying scientifically. Unfortunately that also means there's nothing I can reverse engineer to fix it. It simply is.

We're pretty confident about the accuracy of the departure notices, but obviously tell us if something does look wrong. Hopefully this will cut out a lot of stress and worry when the tablets start beeping.

Semi-relatedly, if anyone's looking for work we have several roles to fill at the Bureau.

I'm not a bird! I'm not a bird! As fun as that was for the first few days, I'm so glad I'm ME again. Who wants to get webbed up and used as weights!

( Filtered to Jake Peralta, but cut for picture )

KEYLETH:

Would you mind coming in for an examination. We're not sure what kind of wolf attacked you, and we'd like to make sure you'll be okay.

NAKIA + JUSTICE OF TOREN:

I need the pair of you to head to Tumbleweed General Hospital where Keyleth was taken. We need to collect all the blood samples and paperwork they did on her. Go in as CDC agents, make up a story about a canine influenza, and collect everything. Bring it back to Drs. Chakrabarti and Moore.

[ FILTERED TO LANDO CALRISSIANS ]
Hello. You probably don't know me, but your reputation is hard not to know. I was wondering if you were still in the acquisition business?

[ SEPARATELY FILTERED TO REMUS LUPIN, ETHAN CHANDLER, & TYLER LOCKWOOD ]
Good morning. I'm sure you are aware, in some capacity, of the wolf attack that happened a couple of nights ago during the full moon. Currently, we're unsure whether it was a normal animal attack or something more, but we're working the worst case scenario angle, given the nature of this place, and planning for that.

The reason I contacted you is because I was hoping to get some hair, tissue, blood, and urine samples from you at your earliest convenience? I don't believe you had anything to do with the attack, but if we are dealing with a werewolf, I want to see if there's ways of detecting the change in someone bitten instead of having to wait to see if the patient turns on the next full moon - if the full moon is indeed the trigger.

I fully understand if you wouldn't be comfortable with this, but I am just trying to help and see if there is a scientific way of detecting and hopefully managing the werewolf curse/gift/virus/disease/whatever you believe it to be.

Since there seems to be another round of weather concerns, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes sells Weasley's wearable weather, a line of jewelry that encases you in climate-controlled bubble. In case you don't want 30 degree weather in the lead-up to Halloween!

[Filtered to WWW]

Which on that note, we need to start talking our Halloween plans.

Enchanted masks seem like they might be less popular after this last month. Because people have no sense of fun.

[Filter to Howard Stark]

How are you settling in to good ol' small-ish town Texas?

[Filter to Shortie (aka Tony Stark MCU)]

While there's a break in big weird things happening and upping the stress levels, I figured it's a good time to ask: how are you holding up?

So I know there are people here who work with the police department.

Let me introduce myself. I'm Detective Clive Babineaux, homicide with the Seattle PD thinking about throwing my hat in here. But that done, I have a few questions now that I'm not a shambling corpse.

Who: Baelfire & Marceline
What: Oh no! Bae stopped turning into a wolf at night! What are two attractive, young (looking and acting, at least) people who are basically in love with one another going to do now??? 🤔🤔🤔
When: Wednesday Night, Sept 26
Where: The Ugly Pink House
Warnings: Young love
Status: Complete in gdocs

( We're going to have plenty of time to expel energy. )

AUDITIONS!

The auditions were held last Saturday, September 22nd, and a second one today, on Wednesday September 26th to include anybody who might've still been cursed but wanted to try out.

( Thank you and I hope to pass the audition... )

i wanna see this mickey mouse. apparently i gotta go to some disney world place to do that? someone who knows about this stuff tell me what the deal is so i don't gotta read a whole wikipedia page

We're still in Texas?

I'm going back to bed.

WHO: Rhy, Alucard, & Kell
WHAT: Rhy wakes up from his cursed sleep
WHEN: 3 days after the ball (backdated)
WHERE: Maresh Palace
WARNINGS: I don't think there are any?

( ... )

I’m so ti

PH

Semi-regular check in time. How’s everyone doing?

Tyler

Can we go somewhere? Maybe camping back east? I don’t know, just somewhere that isn’t here.