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Hello there! I'm Dr. Chakrabarti. While I'm relatively new here and it's a Sunday morning after a ridiculous event, I highly urge anyone that went to the ball yesterday to come in for an once over, even if you were not injured or otherwise affected by last night's events. You may be asymptomatic or may not realize something's off.

Also, it'll give me a chance to get to know everyone here and give me a baseline to work off, in case something in the future happens where you need a doctor in your life. I've been told that people are skittish about blood draws around here, so rest assured, I'll only be doing that and any tests only if you consent to them. You should be getting checked up yearly anyway, so you might as well get it done now. Added bonus: you get to talk to me and I absolutely think I'm hilarious company.

I'll be down at the Bureau's medical wing all day today, so feel free to call in ahead of time to see how long, short, or non-existent the queue is so you're not waiting around forever. And if you like waiting, bring a book! I recommend Crazy Rich Asians for a fun read. I devoured that and the rest of the books in its series within a week.

EDIT: So far it looks like that people have been affected by the fairies. Things we are seeing so far: Tinkerbellism (Approximately six inches tall), going giant, spewing out the truth, and transforming into animals (wolf, horse, and bird). Possibly a coma like sleep as well, still looking into those cases. Vomiting pearls when trying to speak. Intangibility. Decaying - Those of you suffering from this one, I highly recommend finding a large freezer and sitting in it immediately. Or anyone with ice powers that can cool you down. At the very least, put those ACs to use asap. Mutism.

If you believe you can assist with any of these things, please find the person afflicted on this post and offer your help.

EDIT 2: If there are any animal specialists available, we may have some people that might appreciate you looking them over. Also, any psychologists or therapists being on standby would be appreciated.

ooc: backdated to last night

[Live-videostreaming from the castle's control room computer; Allura-the-cat paces around in a circle]

"Hello? I dare not ask if this is normal for this place, but I do hope that there are still people who have already left the ball to see this. I don't know how this happened. My mice have scattered the second they saw me. What do I do?"

If anyone needs anything, let me know. I can't talk, but that seems to be one of the less debilitating fairy effects to deal with.

[...] My classes are certainly going to be interesting.

ILLYANA RASPUTINA

Are you alright? I saw you change at the ball.

It wasn't the fairies. Illya's really gone. If anyone needs any assistance in whatever is happening right now, please let me know. I could use the distraction so I don't punch another hole in the wall.

I believe there are teleporters for hire. Are there any who are unaffected and available?

Did anyone figure out who these faeries were? Did anyone recognize them from their world? Did they leaving any way of contact behind?

It seems in lieu of door prizes, the fairies opted for something a little more exciting in the way of parting gifts. I'm incorporeal, which admittedly has its advantages and disadvantages. I suppose I had better get used to it, seeing as I'm destined for a future where only my consciousness lives on, should the portal ever send me back to my own timeline. Still, it is rather inconvenient.

I don't suppose anyone would like to cover my classes at university for me?

I blood well hate these Faeries.

[Elsa]
I'm out of ideas, do you know of any way to wake up vampires. Alucard's been unresponsive ever since we arrived home.

[Stephen Strange]
Still cursed?

It seems our previous hosts aren't quite done. Between the kidnapping, and now this there being awfully rude. I really did hope I'd be done with the first part though.

[Voice to Text]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Faeries can be annoyingly literal and I need someone to cook the kids dinner.

[ooc: Clint's an American kestrel, of which the males are smaller than the females. That makes him roughly 9" from head to tail. Enjoy. :)]

THE PHYSICAL COTTAGE:

It seems you've all been affected because you helped us who were taken. What can I do to help you all?

Quentin, you have my sincerest gratitude. I'll need to see you once this is over.

GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY:

I suppose a roll call is in order.

Texts to James Rhodes

>> I gotta split for a couple days.
>> You good with watching the kid?

[FILTERED TO BEN REILLY, FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND ANYONE WHO HELPED GET BEN BACK]

A good many of you came to Ben's aid last night. For that, you have my thanks, which is something I rarely give out.

Of course, thanks is hardly any currency you can spend, nor is it anything much more than a warm fuzzy feeling in the end. Thor, you offered to throw a feast if given the (limited) funds to do so. I think one is in order. If not because Ben and I are set to wed in the near future, then because we got him back safely.

So we thought maybe True Love's Kiss might help with Regina's predicament, but it's not helping. Henry should have work, but it didn't. The rest of us all all tried just in

It's not broken with that, or maybe the Kiss just doesn't work here.

I AM FREAKING OUT. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. FIRST BOOK DEATHS FOR A DRESS, AND NOW I AM A BIRD?

[Filtered to EPS teachers, students, and guardians]

Alright. So this is a quick census. How many people among us are affected by these fairy curses, particularly in a way that would impede teaching or attending classes in the traditional sense.

Bear in mind, we're an accessible school with creative amplification and remote broadcasting capabilities.

[Filtered to Cable]

Did you make it back alright?

[FNRB]

It appears as though several among our staff have been altered. Please check in here to let us know if you are among those affected and we'll ensure coverage for your position.

ADDED:[Alice Quinn]

Are you able to create portals for Dr. Chakrabarti to see patients?

I am designed to assist in all human matters. If you are in need of something and do not wish to bother someone in your household or do not have anyone to attend those matters for you, all you have to do is say, "Hey Janet" or "Janet" and I will arrive instantaneously to assist.

As a side note, I do not know why my powers work outside of the Neighborhood I was meant to server, but my concern is your good luck!

RED ALERT.

I need someone to find my smallest pair of glasses.

Attention Asgardians. There's a Loki behind my dumpster. I tried kicking him awake but Tinkerbell status means that doesn't do much damage.

You might want to pick him up.

Oh, thank the saints, that bird thing has worn off. That was weird.

Alina's still asleep, though, so [...] for the next couple of days, at least, my classes at the gym will be canceled.

[Scott Summers & Rogue]
I can maybe handle this place for another week before I completely snap. I'd suggest talking to Gansey or the younger Steve about taking over from then.

I seem to have a rather furry problem on my hands.

Or paws, rather.

This place is real. I didn't think this place was real.

Scott, Jean, are one of you still here? Or anyone that knew me from the first time? They won't let me leave without a guardian.

I'm back here. Huh. I guess it's a good thing. All things considered.

Well. If I do have to be back in Texas, I suppose it's good that my house came with me, again.

Eleanor, darling, are you still here? Michael, are around, as well?

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm fucking glad to be in Tumbleweed, again.

Kinda wish I still had Ace, though.

[MCU]

So tell me about this Thanos.