the displaced; ic

I never realized quite how expensive school books were because I guess you don't have to buy them in high school. This is the true pain of university, I think. Just [...] so expensive. I mean, the classes themselves are expensive, but then the books. I can't help but think of my dad's face if he knew how much.

I must say, the past few days since the tourists have left have felt like a blessing. I didn't realize how many intrusive questions people, especially those of non-royal lineage, were capable of asking.

Filter: Rhy Maresh

Do you remember us speaking of a business loan previously? If not, I must have dreamt it when I had considered asking you sooner.

Hey Portal, if you want to kidnap quality people - Matt Donovan. Tall, blond, ridiculously nice to a fault. I'd also like Glenn back, thanks, so if you'd stop being an asshole about that, that would be gre- ETA: Dominique Weasley too, asshole.

And Murder Truck Tacos will be parked up by Carpe Noctem this evening. Bring your drunken asses over and give me money when you're done clubbing, thanks.

Question for the parents out there.

What do you do when your one-and-change-year-old daughter breaks the coffee table?

Asking for a friend.

WHO: Eliot Waugh's friends (both of them)
WHEN: Today from about noon till late into the night
WHERE: The Cottage
WHAT: Eliot's birthday party!
WARNINGS: Probably a lot of drinking.

( Did you come? )

Fun fact: the average life expectancy of a Torchwood agent is 30 years. Mind you, that is skewed downwards a little by the fact that repeated deaths are counted individually, but regardless I think it's at least a small achievement that I'm just over a week away from hitting the mark.

Napoleon has a girlfriend now.

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I'm taking suggestions for names.

How does America manage to have thousands of television channels and not a single item worth watching? Just how does a vampire entertain himself as the night draws on with nothing to hunt?