the displaced; ic

Goddamn memor So who wants to hit me?

I was gonna say at least Hunk vanishing waited until after my birthday, but there's no upside to having a friend disappear. If anyone knows Hunk, he must have been taken back to our world. I hope.

PRIVATE VOICE COMMS TO OSWIN OSWALD

How's it going, lovely?

[ FILTERED TO ARIA MONTGOMERY ]
I need your help with Raven's present and I don't need you to be smug about it.

[Filtered to Laura Howlett]

You know! I've been watching this aquarium's otter cam all morning. And I was thinking, we should set up a Poke-cam at the ranch! ⟅̀⁍̃◡⁌̃⟆́ ♥ ੬(•‿̮•)੩

WHO: Bill and Fleur Weasley
WHEN: Backdated to when Fleur arrived!
WHERE: Shell Cottage
SUMMARY: Bill explains how this reality works.
WARNINGS: None.

( Not even fighting a dragon had prepared Fleur for the phantasmagoric experience of interdimensional time travel--or whatever this was. )

[Rogue (1610)]

Apparently I need a dedication for the first book. Like wtf is with all these spring up rules. And I'm not allowed to cuss something or just tell the world to bite my ass.

Help.