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ARE ALL THE SPIDER AND ASGARD PEOPLE STILL HERE?

Attention portal-napped members of Tumbleweed.

Team America House is having a BBQ on Sunday. Some of you may know that we all came from a previous alternate reality where we were taken through a portal to Hawaii. As such, a couple of us have become obsessed with Kālua. Cooking in an underground oven. On the menu: pig. Don't worry, there will be vegetarian options on regular BBQ too.

Come join us Sunday at 1pm at our house for eats, and watch Bucky work his cooking skills.

There will be lots of food and music, so if you're free, come stop by!

Blackpoint people, this is non-optional for you unless you have to work or experience some sort of life crisis. Or you're Henry, because I know I can't win that fight.

FILTER TO TONY STARK (MCU)

Hi, my name is Neal Cassidy. I'm Henry Mills' Father and I understand you are Peter's guardian here. We've not had the opportunity to be introduced yet but, well, better late than never.

Anyway, I want to take Henry camping and I told him he could bring along a friend. Is it alright by you if Peter joins us?

I have never had to answer so many dumb questions in my life and still be pleasant when doing it.

Going legit is a pain in the ass.

Hey everyone!

I just wanted to say THANK YOU to all of you who came out to my birthday party on Tuesday. And here I thought my two best friends in the world, Maria and Daisy, had forgotten all about me and my likes and my idea of fun. I had a blast. I am OFFICIALLY 21 now! I guess it just makes me that much closer in age to my beloved Thor. Not you, you silly thing. The one in my world. (I wouldn't say no to a wing-eating contest though. Think about it.)

I have exciting news!!!!

Van Dyne's is very nearly DONE. I've been totally working on new designs between shifts at the Starbucks at the Tumbleweed Hotel. (Today is Happy Hour! Come by after 3 today and snag a Frappucino for half off. That means you can get TWO for the same price. DOUBLE THE SUGAR!) I may have been enjoying them already.

Ahem. ANYWAY, be on the lookout soon for photos of my designs! I've got swimwear, outerwear, fancy dresses, casual wear, shoes, and costumes on the way.

[Private to Quentin Coldwater]

It's now or never. Hey! Are you busy this weekend?

To whichever one of you perverts that left the Hulk shaped adult toy behind - come to lost and found at Carpe Noctem. Additionally, there are three wallets, clothing, and a set of keys that haven't been claimed yet.

[ FILTERED TO HARVEY SPECTER ]
I hear you're a shark. Have I been misinformed or am I going to be hiring you at the end of this conversation?

There's apparently a website with themed teas and I have my own tea. I'm a little curious to see how I taste. Julia, I bought your tea since we come as a two pack. Apparently our teas have hooked up.

[Annie Cresta]

Is it alright if I come over?

[Richard Gansey III]

I know we were just starting the apprenticeship. I am currently visiting with a friend and do not plan on being at the cottage tomorrow. I will let you know when I return.

ELIOT WAUGH

Are you alright?

FINNICK ODAIR, KATNISS EVERDEEN, GALE HAWTHORNE

Fen has asked if she can stay with us for a few days. I told her she could. I hope that's alright.

Who: Falke (mentions Okoye)
Where: New York →
When: Tuesday I think (lol)
What: The start of the Wakanda team's flight to Harare. It only gets more annoying from here.
Warnings: Dissociation etc, kind of standard for him.

( I I I will battle for the sun sun sun sun coz I I I have stared down the barrel of a gun gun gun gun )

There were so many new Pokemon at Disney. I've still only found a few of the little bear ones though. I want to get enough to evolve it into the bigger bear. That's a good one, right?

REMUS LUPIN & JAMES POTTER

So can I come to the next full moon with you?

Alright, Tumbleweed, anyone out there do freelance webdesign and/or graphic design?

MAGICIANS + KYLO

Right, so, I want to go to Mamma Mia but I'm willing to be a good friend and wait for Bambi's return before doing so. In the mean time, who wants to go to Across the Universe in two weeks?