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( Texts to Eliot Waugh )

Who decided humidity had to be an actual thing? What purpose does it serve? Does it even help anything out? Even the animals are miserable with it.

Aren't there people here who can make it go away?

Why don't you make it go away?

[Thor Odinson]
Is Mjolnir in your possession?
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[Betsy Braddock]
I need a favour. The portal's sent me a gift that might be enchanted to affect my mind and I want to test it safely. I know Mjolnir can destroy it so I'm asking Thor as well, but you should be able to shut me down if I try to attack him and you're not about to give birth.
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eta:
( X-Men/Mutants )

A few of you may have heard rumours that there are objects coming out of the portal. It looks like we're having another gift drop. Since there are so many of us these days and we don't know how long this will take or whether everyone will get something, it'll be easiest if we contact people as items arrive rather than have to field people asking and needing to check each time. So far everything's had a name tag on it so we shouldn't have too many problems. Let's get this done smoothly.

DOCTOR (10):

You know, I'm actually kind of glad that I don't get tired. That week was torture. I'd just be getting into a groove and my body would be like, "Nah, it's time to sleep." I had to drink coffee the whole week just to get through my classes.

Imagine it.

ALBUS POTTER:

Feeling better?

[Filtered to Singularity]

Thank you.

I think I need a hobby or just something to do.

I just can't stop thi


Oh, wow, they made a Portal 2?

We've been having a strange bout of weather as of late, but I hope this evening stays relatively free of any storms.

[ FILTERED TO KINGDOM OF WAKANDA + FALKE ]
If anyone wishes to drop by the backyard this evening, I will be having a braai. I am thinking sosaties and springbok loin, but am willing to take requests.

[ FILTERED TO OKOYE ]
You have been very quiet since that night as of late.

[ FILTERED TO SHURI ]
I came into a bit of money, courtesy of the portal. The school year is over next month and I was hoping to use this money to take some time away from Tumbleweed with you, this summer. We can go anywhere you like, see or do whatever you want. What do you think?

Filter: Severus Snape

Hello, Prof. Snape. Would it be too awkward of a conversation if I asked you what you're doing for a living here?

Because I'm currently unemployed and terribly picky with what I want to do -- which is probably a bad idea considering our limited options in a Muggle world -- and I had been wondering if you managed to find an equivalent career that involves potions.

Because I was just thinking 'You know I need Bob, the training dummy, I miss him'.

That's exactly what I expected this universe to spit out with a bow on it.

Sherlock, I may need help getting this home.

I have never met a crueler portal.

Murder Taco Truck came through and I can't have any of it. :|

did someone really think at this point in my life i should have the swords again? really? that was a thought.

i'm going to murder myself falling out of bed one day.

The portal evidently saw fit to deliver one my favorite hounds from when I was still human.

I don't think adjusting to the modern era will cause him much difficulty.

( Pic, no filter )

Signs that one should always be careful what they wished for: before I showed up here, I worried about having to figure out how to balance my life between saving the world, my career, and wedding planning and felt like something should let him to do at least one thing at a time! And now I'm in a world with none of those. No matter, though, because I've picked up two separate jobs to compensate. And possibly buy something pretty for the ball.

The ball. I never thought I'd actually be attending one. What is life?

Filter: Daisy Johnson

You truly don't remember being in this world before as some people have said you were? Because I'd like to know if any forms of AI could be trusted in this world. Some background info would have been quite helpful.

( Infinity War Avengers/Guardians of the Galaxy Gifts from Singularity )

( present for thor )

I keep hearing this same song. Everywhere I go. I've heard it today more times than I can count. What the hell is a duck tails?

Appreciate the little bit of rain we got, but the mutt and I are going to head down to Perdita to cool off. Anyone wanna come? Jojo, you can come sit on my back if you want.

We're not all so distracted by gifts we can't mention the Duck Tales thing, right?

Right, so I guess I'm just going to be dealing with this now.

I'm Sara. Where's the best place to get a drink around here?

I must have been a good girl, because our benevolent portal overlord has seen fit to bestow upon me a beautiful set of wheels in just my color.

( photograph attached )

Who: Stephen Strage (MCU), Loki Odinson (MCU)
What: Two sorcerers and a bad set of memories.
When: A few days after the IW memory updates started.
Where: The Sanctum
Warnings: A little canon typical goading of each other.


( This is why he hasn’t said a word? Because he’s been too busy floating? Well that is enough of that. )

I'm under the impression there's more to eat here than algae.

Reyes and Jones! I told you not to mess with that blackhole!