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In the middle of all this I think it's important that we take a moment to remember

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Okay, so that was weirder than normal. For anyone curious, I no longer think I am Mary Poppins.

Everyone else back to normal?

FILTER: Avenger's Mansion

Who among you all has remained as they are?

I have been able to trace the source of the magic that's caused all these transformations. Spooktacular, the costume shop that gave out the free gift certificates for costumes before the party. Somebody definitely wanted do cause trouble, and tempted us to fall into their trap with free, cursed costumes. I've been to the shop - the owner is missing, and the employees, Tumbleweed locals, don't know anything about him, or his location. The remaining costumes in his shop are all enchanted, and I suspect will still be able to transform you if you wear them.

The most curious thing about the magic in the shop - it feels like it's getting stronger.

My fellow sorcerers and magic-users, I'd like your opinions. Are you able to meet me at the shop? Let me know when. I'm continuing to monitor the situation.

[Private to Winry Rockbell and Edward Elric]

I'm responding to the Lost Cat poster that I saw in town. I think I may have found him. Grey, overweight, friendly. He came up to me out of an alley, where he'd been hiding among the dumpsters, and started rubbing my leg with his head in affection. I brought him home with me. He had a taste for human food, especially pizza and donuts.

Eliot. She's a beaut.

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[Text to Ed]
I have Al!
He's safe and healthy.
AND ADORABLE
We're in my room.

I could [...] maybe use some help getting back to town. Anyone got a horse trailer by chance? And possibly know how to wrangle a horse?

Hypothetically?

Didn't anyone notice I was missing? I was a bloody rabbit!! I went into the woods and thankfully wasn't eaten by a hawk! I hate you all forever, the end,

Tonks.



[REMUS]

Charlie slipped and told me a few things about... our future.

Christ. How does he do it? Ugh. I'm just ... going to shower. And brush my teeth. And then shower again. With bleach. And steel wool. God, I'd go insane if I had to pretend to be "Brucie" Wayne every damn day. Bourbon's an appropriate mouthwash, right? Or I could stick with the bleach ...

[Diana]

I am so fuc sorry.

[Clark]

Look, if you're still around, that wasn't me, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but Bruce isn't that big of an ass.

[Dick/Selina]

I don't even know if I want to ask if you're you.

Not THIS again

I need a bottle of aspirin and the best foot massage possible.

I understand the need for quarantine, really, but having access to an entire computer network for communication at the same time is a little new.

TEXTS TO EMMELINE VANCE

» I don't want you finding out about this first on the Network.
» Snow's back.
» She's got memories.

I apologize to anyone who got into an elevator over the past few days that I might have frightened. I certainly wasn't expecting this to happen.

UNCLE CHARLIE

Thank you for watching Helena. I'll come get her.

KITTY PRYDE

Ahem.

Man, I missed TV.

How long is this quarantine thing supposed to last again? I mean, the food here's not bad but it's not great either.