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So I googled myself in a moment of boredom, and now I feel like Jessica Rabbit. "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

Well... Googled myself.
Found some "Jarvis Cocker" fellow.
And well... this happened.

[ Let's just pretend "Myron Wagtail" is where "My Chemical Romance" originally was, yeah? ]

So where exactly do you keep a golden eagle?

Asking for a friend.

Doing tricks on a skateboard aren't as easy as you think they'd be. But it's a ton of fun.

I'm thinking of heading over to the gym if anyone wants to join me for a spar or a workout buddy.

Nice thing with a bigger city? More locations for my taco truck. But also means more customers. So, I guess what I'm saying is if anyone is looking for a job I'm hiring a helper for Hawk's Guac.

And for those who don't know, I run a taco truck and those of us dragged here get a discount on the menu.