So here's the thing: I asked for these "margaritas" Charlie boasted about and he thought he needed to teach me how to use the internet while we were drinking them. Let me tell you, he did
not need to teach me this. One minute, everything's
fine and the drinks are good and you're wearing actual clothes that aren't Weird Sisters underpants, and the next minute you're reading surprise details about your former DADA professor's family jewels and you can never
unknow this information. The internet is basically the Knockturn Alley of the Muggle 21st century. Why did you do this, Muggles? Why?
I'll try very hard to forget by the next time I see you, Professor. The next margarita might help.