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You're walking through the desert and you see a tortoise. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. It's lying there helpless baking in the hot sun because it can't flip back over without help. Why aren't you helping?

[Friends]
Anyone feeling a sudden urge to steal candy from babies?

TEXT TO ELIOT WAUGH:

-- Good news: I haven't lost my touch.

[ooc: written earlier this morning]

Has anyone seen Percy? He wasn't there when I got up and I thought maybe he'd just gone out, but he's not back and I don't know where he went. I swear to the gods, Percy Jackson, if you've gone and gotten yourself hurt I will find something worse than a judo flip

Who: Evil!Diana and Logan
What: Evil!Diana is at a bar. A fight ensues and Logan is there to stop it
Where: One of the seedier bars of Tumbleweed
When: Early evening of June 13
Rating: We'll go with medium for now for bar fighting but if it needs updating I will update this! (There will probably also be some swearing most likely)

( You poor sad man. You've never met a woman like me... )

All right. Enough of this bloody awful hand-wringing.

I'll be needing a witch, if you please. Or if you don't please. It's all the same to me.

Leadership of this town is clearly lacking.

I've gotta say, I'm glad we did the renovations. Coming to the Roadhouse everyday feels like coming home - almost.

TEXT TO SAM WILSON:

» Where you at?
» I thought we were supposed to have dinner tonight?

[Private to the Physical Kid Cottage people & friends]

Is everyone still acting like themselves? I only ask because apparently a lot of people are acting unusual. Shifts in personality.

At least from what I'm reading?

[Trini]
You're still you and feeling like you right?

[Flash]
Please tell me you're you?

Clark Kent

Something's up with Diana. And a few other locals as well. Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary at her house and I have those staying with her keeping an eye on anything strange happening.

I also have her lasso.

Which is odd in itself. She usually carries it everywhere.

[Text Message to Steve Rogers]

-- While there's probably more to what's currently going on than boredom
-- But that's going to set in
-- I was looking into the EPS sponsoring some summer sports for the kids.
-- When things settle down, do u want to work together on that?

Our sprinkler system just went berserker mode. And by that, I mean probably purposefully because earlier today, I had to save two kids from taking a sewer water shower. Fyi, everything was saved. I'm that good!

But my question to, like, every other person, is, what the hell, who the hell peed in your cornflakes today?!

The name's Kuro.

Henry Mills was brought to the station for breaking windows and stealing. It's safe to say that he's grounded now.

Man, you guys are brutal.

ILLYANA RASPUTINA:

I have an idea.

Do you have a loved one or friend who has had a recent change of heart? If so, I'd like to keep a list so we can see what, if any sort of pattern, is emerging.

CHARLES XAVIER:

I sense a disturbance in the Force, but I cannot put my finger on exactly what it is.

WHO: Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes (both MCU)
WHEN: Last Tuesday morning, during Groot's morning wake-up
WHERE: Natasha's bedroom at Avenger's house
WHAT: Natasha convinces Bucky to dance with her a little.
TRIGGERS: Mild triggers for brainwashing thoughts, but not really.

( I believe in miracles -- where you from? You sexy thang! )

I'd like an explanation as to Maleyn Oretsev's appearance here.