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Well. This has been a strange couple days.

I have a new house guest.. I think?
If anyone sees an adorable blue tinted yipping fox like thing, with a ruby horn... his name is Carbuncle. He's very friendly, and he's a messenger god from my world. He's supposed to be attached to Noctis, and I'm not sure why he's here with me.

He likes these things called Cheez-Its I found through the doors, and also most snacks and meat.
Very friendly and likes to be pet. But don't be surprised if he just appears out of nowhere next to you. He... does that.

So please don't hunt the blue fox. Thanks.

[Private Tony]
But what actually has me weirdly on edge...

Stabbed in my door jamb was my missing kukri that I lost before I came here during a fight.

How?

I suppose I should have done this yesterday when I arrived but I was too busy trying to figure out how I got here. I'm Luke Skywalker and the little guy with me is Artoo Detoo. He's a droid and he can do a lot of things to help with rebuilding and stuff.

What the bloody hell is going on.




And where is my phone?

Has anyone been able to find any weapons on their excursions? Nothing too big, just something that can help a non-powered person protect themselves against weird looking dragons or other kinda dangers. Preferably something like a firearm, but if you're willing to try and train me in something else, I'd give it a go!

( Private to Thirteen )

Hey, does anyone have a hamburger. I'm dying and I have like five dollars??

( Private to Rose )

Yeah, alright then, I guess I've been quiet enough on here. Can't just sulk around like a child, Right? Yeah. At least that's what I'm being told.

Hello! I'm Rose Tyler. I think I've introduced myself on here before. I can't really remember. But I guess I don't get out to really meet the people on here. And we kinda sorta have our own sorts of communicator so I figured I'd try this out before knocking on random doors to introduce myself.

So. Have we started using this thing as a sort of dating service yet?

Quit with the telepathy some of us are trying to sleep


(added much later:)
[Natasha]
WHY.

Since I'm not the only person here, anyone care to explain what the hell this place is? Don't bother with the where, that's obviously a dead-end. Let's start with the what and go from there because nothing about this place makes any kind of proper sense.

Ah - I guess I should introduce myself too?

I'm Barbara Gordon, I seem to have just found myself here yesterday, but it looks like I am not alone in that.

Is it just me or does it seem there are a lot more people comin' than goin' these past few days?? Hullo to the new people! Also, has anyone seen my sock? I lost it last week at the party (bit of a story) and my foots been missin' it. Blue with stripes.

Thanks!

Oh! Right, I think I have a theory about what this place is. Still workin' it out, but maybe if I'm right we can start thinkin' about a way out.

So this dimension comes equipped with cell service. Great. So much for an off-the-grid getaway across the multiverse.

Now, does anyone have any weed?

Doctor Stephen Strange, MD. Which means I have a prescription, if need be.

If you're looking for snacks, for cigarettes, for music, just let me know. I take trades of all kinds for goods and services, as one does. Just think of me as your neighborhood bodega.

This gadget is not nearly as intuitive as my home system was but I suppose it will have to do for now. Hello, I'm Effie Trinket - once the highest ranked Games Escort in all of Panem - and I think it's about time I do some socializing.

However, as I am currently house-bound though I would hardly call this a house I cannot be present at any community functions. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Is there any chance we might be going home soon?

qwerty
1233!#? heLLo

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Hello? CAN PEOPLE READ THIS? I nee

This is a really weird murder attempt, by the way. Branching out, are we?

There should be more of a welcoming part than a note with directions to a room. Also, the directions are assuming people follow directions well.

Is this even on? Guess I'll find out.

Hello! Is anyone else around? I found this mobile sitting on a table when I arrived and the note, so I thought I'd give it a try.

Lovely little village you have here, though it's a bit barren. Could definitely use more flowers. And maybe a goat. I love goats. Every village needs a goat, I think.

Anyway, I'm the Doctor. Bit of a long story, but I seem to have lost my TARDIS again. Big blue police box. Makes kind of a whir-whir sound and has a tendency to fade in and out. Anyone happen to see it around?

Right, well, that could've been a lot worse!

Hello! I'm Rose Tyler, and I'm looking for the Doctor!

If he's not here, is there anyone around that could tell me what kinda place this is? Seems kind of...empty.