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Okay, I'll bite. Where are we, what is this place, and who's screwing with my head now?

It wasn't funny the first 18 thousand times, it's not funny now, guys!

Harvey, if this is you, I swear to god, you need to get more creative.

Danny

Hello? Is this thing working? Is anyone there? Where'd my Contacts go?

So... Several of you lot seem to have come down with something... You are powerful people. Will the rest of us be safe? Will you be safe?

Miss Carol, are you quite all right?

So, what I understand is that you celebrate 4th of July because of your independence from us? I'm from England, so that is what I mean by 'us'. I'm really allowed to join your festivities tomorrow, then?

Ah.

My name is Ciel Phantomhive. I'm new here.

Before anyone asks... I'm thirteen. There, now we've got that covered.

You know what's weird? This is the first time in a decade I've even remembered the 4th of July was a thing.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone else have that holiday where they come from? Because I'm thinking we need hotdogs and fireworks.

And a baseball game.

Mayor Stark, make it happen.

So... hypothetically speaking... if I was to open a deli to make sandwiches like, three hours a day or so? Would people be interested in that sort of thing?