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UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

We've got'em at Van Dyne's and they're super tacky. Some even light up. Let's have an ugly Christmas sweater party soon, YES? I've got Hanukkah ones too. THEY'RE COMFY AND GAUDY AND THE BEST.

I do not feel it, but perhaps I need a jacket. Prolonged exposure to the cold might damage my extremities even if I don't notice it at the time.

I keep forgetting this network deal exists.

We don't have weirdo magic like this where I'm from.

Times are simpler then.

El and her friends would love this technology.

Are we sure this isn't hell? Some stop on the way to hell?

There isn't enough alcohol in this town to make being here okay.

Sorry, then. But is it just me or is everyone quite a lot shorter than usual?

He's gone. I don't feel his presence anywhere.

I fed his porgs...

[Siri]

Is Master Kenobi upset with me?
Has he hidden himself in the Force somehow?

These disappearances almost always seem to happen in unpleasant little spates, and it doesn't seem as if it's quite over yet. Ben. Luke's gone now too.

I'd know for certain if he was still here.

It brings me to ask; with the different abilities and magic among us, tell me that someone in this kriffing town has the ability to heal broken bones in some way?

I found a music relay (someone called it a 'jook box'?) at the pizza joint. It appears to be all Earthian music. Not bad, although Earthians do like their vocals. Any recommendations?

Also, this flight suit is going to get very tiring, with no sonic refreshers here.

We're not married. We were never married. I don't want to hear it brought up again. Ever.

Sorry about the flamingos.

Also, frozen alcohol is evil.

On that note, Pancho's now has a strawberry daiquiris machine.

Las Vegas was...interesting. I'm starting to question why everything seems to happen on this Earth, though. It seems to be a planet with a lot of enemies, no matter what universe we step into.

Alright, then. It's been about a week since we've arrived and the welcoming party was as excellent as we deserved but now... hm.

Well. It's a bit boring here, isn't it? Someone tell me more about these doors and the experiences you've had through them. Colour me curious.

And here I'd hoped thought a good nap might sort all this out. Should have known better.

What are we supposed to do to stay busy around here?

[ooc: it is absolutely IC to say he's been napping or otherwise indisposed as long as I've been busy. Sorry for that- I should be back now!]

You lot are all talking about these cute little creatures you went out and got, good as any dog or cat or whatever else, yeah?

So I go out and look (like you do) and you're all right, of course. They're these adorable little fucks, every last one of them. Little lizards and fish things and birds with wings literally made of clouds, and I thought. Wow. Presh.

Never been a pet person myself. Just never seemed like a thing I want, no matter how cute.

So of course this absolute bloody demon follows me home.

Think I'll call him Chas.

Has anyone seen Rose? Blonde woman, British accent, very curious?

Please tell me someone has seen her

Hey kids!

Hi, yea, it's me. Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

I couldn't help but notice the doors to the building are opening to... well I'm sure most of you know. Anyway, something tells me out in them there hills are probably a pretty decent amount of supplies, would anyone care to join me for a long walk through a door and do a little exploring?

So I guess it was only a matter of time, wasn't it. Could've done with a bit more, but

Who made the call on the electricity thing? Leaning a bit hard into the 'no work' mandate, are we?




Alright, then. Do your worst.