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Tweak says, "Or coming and staying?"

Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. (the_iron_man) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-04-05 11:56:00

Entry tags:

- network, bobbi morse, daisy johnson, ellen brandt, shuri, steve rogers, tony stark, wanda maximoff

All right, people. Since we're stuck in this together, who needs a more permanent rent-free place to stay?

Shuri's been nice enough to set up a "Wakandan diplomatic residence" to help everyone out. Here it is, with a grand total of 20 furnished apartments, so grab a roommate if you can. You provide on-site security, if needed. She's got dibs on the top two penthouses, to turn it into a science playground. While she's busy moving lab equipment and setting up shop, you're stuck with yours truly. I can feel how thrilled you are.

If you need a job, I'm hiring. Security personnel, tech support, snoozy office jobs, or lab work if you've got the qualifications. False I.D.s provided to Human Resources upon request. You didn't hear that from me (even if you did).

Comment if you want to hop on board this crazy train.

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	extremely_hot 2018-04-06 04:14 am UTC (link)
	waves hand frantically Oooh! Oooh! Pick me, Shuri, pick me! Uh, I mean, I'd be happy to hop aboard this crazy train. I'm even willing to have a roomie if anyone is ~~lucky~~ crazy enough to volunteer for that. Still not gonna work for you ~~even if you would have me~~. That would just be weird. Besides, I have prospects. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-04-07 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Looks like the rules are you have to post a meme or vine. Gonna have to apply below, Hot Wings. Still gonna agree that would be weird. But it's there if you need it. In all of its super uncomfortable weirdness. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fixesboys 2018-04-06 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone that wants to move in has to show me their favorite meme or vine. That is the rules. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 01:07 pm UTC (link)
	Is this acceptable? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-06 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I absolutely love that one. You're in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Great! I'm Bobbi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-06 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Hey Bobbi, I am Shuri. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Heard good things about you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-06 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	They are all true. I am very wonderful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	If you can gear me up I'll tell everyone how wonderful you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Once I get my lab set up, you come down to see me and I will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	I like you already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-06 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	extremely_hot 2018-04-07 01:10 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-07 01:31 am UTC (link)
	You're in! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extremely_hot 2018-04-07 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Excellent! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seeswithboth 2018-04-08 02:35 am UTC (link)
	I don't remember this conversation, but it seems plausible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-08 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	It seems accurate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	extremely_hot 2018-04-11 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Of course it's accurate. Being true is what makes things funny. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rightoutoftime 2018-04-08 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	As much as I've learned in the last 80 or so years since I stopped being a Capsicle (Tony pun) I still no idea what a meme or a vine is so... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-08 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no! Captain America, you must learn about vines! They are six second funny videos like these. And a meme is just a funny photo. It means a lot of things. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	highlyconnected 2018-04-08 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose then my brother and I will not be able to join you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fixesboys 2018-04-08 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	I am mostly only joking. You do not really need to know memes, but it would be funny. There are a lot of funny ones. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	We spoke. I'm in on the residence thing. I'll check with Daisy about being my roomie. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-06 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Count me in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	The bra on the doorknob is a thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-06 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	It is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	It should be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-06 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	Do we really need anything like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	You don't think we will? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-06 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe if Hunter shows up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	biology_degree 2018-04-06 01:38 pm UTC (link)
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	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-06 01:39 pm UTC (link)
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	seeswithboth 2018-04-08 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Working FOR you sounds terrible. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_iron_man 2018-04-08 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, look kids. It's everyone's favorite guy: Yo ho ho and a bottle of NO. As in no way, anyway. You don't need job help. You have all sorts of cloak and dagger super secret spy stuff to do. Because no way am I appointing you Stark Industries' head of the Department of Flipping Me Too Much Shit. That yearly quota has already been met. (Reply to this) (Parent)