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Tony Stark is characteristically hyperverbal. ([info]the_iron_man) wrote in [info]avengers_net,
@ 2018-02-03 15:35:00

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Entry tags:- network, bucky barnes, daisy johnson, natasha romanoff, stephen strange, steve rogers, tony stark

Voice post. Suited up. Calling dibs on the Upper West Side, unless someone wants to split it and go halfsies with me. Before I say anything further, gotta start off by saying I hope no one gets hurt. Civilians. Police. Puppies. My dad never bought me a puppy. I made a robot instead.

It might seem like that would embarrass me, but I have no shame.

SHARKNADO IS REAL? OH HELL YES.

While the U.N. schedules a debate about it, I'm not missing this...I mean, missing on helping out. It's local, not worldwide. I've got a whole new multi-targeting system upgrade to test out.


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[info]daisyshakes
2018-02-03 11:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm heading out to help now.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-03 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Want to go halfsies? I can take the top part from about 72nd to 110th Street. If you need me, just holler.

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[info]daisyshakes
2018-02-04 12:14 am UTC (link)
Sure, I was going to take Ward with me. I'm hoping his amnesia doesn't extend to his firearms skills.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 12:19 am UTC (link)
Sure, ok, you should do that. Sorry, I'm voice posting right now and...and I just....I JUST BLEW UP JAWS! HA HA HA HA!

Ok wait, who's Ward?

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[info]daisyshakes
2018-02-04 12:24 am UTC (link)
Just be careful, I don't want to have to tell Pepper you got eaten by Jaws.

Ward, he's someone I knew. He showed up and I found him in Central Park with no memory of who he was other than his name and date of birth. But he was one of SHIELDs best agents and one of the best marksmen I've ever met.

Oh and I hope its okay that I let him stay in the penthouse. I meant to ask sooner but I kinda got lost in my work.

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(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-04 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]daisyshakes, 2018-02-04 12:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-04 01:18 am UTC

[info]grantdward
2018-02-05 03:31 am UTC (link)
I'm sure I'll be fine.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-05 03:34 am UTC (link)
Hi! I'm guessing you're amnesia guy, right?

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(no subject) - [info]grantdward, 2018-02-05 09:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-05 09:58 am UTC

[info]jbarnes
2018-02-04 12:00 am UTC (link)
... the fuck?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 12:17 am UTC (link)
The fuck, Barnes, is that there's sharks riding in tornadoes. Grab a chainsaw and start making them your bitch.

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[info]doctor__strange
2018-02-04 12:38 am UTC (link)
I'm in Greenwich Village. I'll deal with any issues, here.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 12:39 am UTC (link)
Sure thing, Dumbledore.

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-02-04 03:24 am UTC (link)
Tony, what did you do this time?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 03:27 am UTC (link)
Nothin'? And I definitely didn't say any bad words while I was doing it.

What do you mean this time? It's not like I made sharknadoes happen. The cute weather girl said it was a valid weather phenomenon. You can't blame me for weather. Just like shit, weather happens.

....ooops.

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[info]manwithaplan
2018-02-04 03:29 am UTC (link)
You think the sharks are okay in there?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 03:33 am UTC (link)
Nope, they're pretty angry and very bitey. So I'm not really about Shark's Rights right now. I'm more about blowing up the sharks before they eat people trying to take cover, with precisely controlled explosions.

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(no subject) - [info]manwithaplan, 2018-02-04 03:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-04 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]manwithaplan, 2018-02-04 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-04 04:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]manwithaplan, 2018-02-04 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-04 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doctor__strange, 2018-02-04 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]manwithaplan, 2018-02-05 03:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doctor__strange, 2018-02-05 03:35 am UTC

[info]thunderous
2018-02-04 05:29 pm UTC (link)
WE SHALL CONQUER THE FLYING SHARKS IN A GLORIOUS BATTLE!

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 11:04 pm UTC (link)
HELL YES GLORIOUS BATTLE AGAINST FLYING SHARKS! Someone finally gets it!

Revelries after?

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[info]widows__bite
2018-02-04 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Why am I not surprised that you're excited about one of the worst B-movies in modern history being made real?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Don't be a hater. It's not a sci-fi movie, it's comedy. This? This is some real Heart of Sharkness stuff right now. Serious business. I've got my serious face on.


Are you coming out to play?

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[info]widows__bite
2018-02-04 11:13 pm UTC (link)
It's such a shame your serious face looks so much like your not taking anything seriously at all face.


I asked my mom. She said no.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-04 11:24 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what you're thinking, but this is the most serious face in the entire history of seriousness. I could give Fury a run for his money with a serious stare-off, and I have an unfair advantage because hi? Two eyes against one.

By the way? Pffft! No one listens to their mom. Sneak out your window.

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(no subject) - [info]widows__bite, 2018-02-05 12:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-06 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]widows__bite, 2018-02-06 08:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-06 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]widows__bite, 2018-02-06 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-06 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]widows__bite, 2018-02-06 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-06 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]widows__bite, 2018-02-07 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-07 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]widows__bite, 2018-02-07 10:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_iron_man, 2018-02-07 10:43 pm UTC

[info]awesome_mix
2018-02-06 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Earth got a lot stranger in the past few decades. Anyway, I can help. Are we shooting to kill or stun or... Really? Sharknado?

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-06 08:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that's right. You don't know Sharknado, huh? You missed one of the greatest series of terribly bad sci-fi B movies made for TV. Ever.

Spare no sharks. Save all the people.

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[info]awesome_mix
2018-02-06 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Damn. I'll add it to the list. I'm sure I'll run across it on YouTube.

Got it. Shoot the sharks. My better half might fillet them if anyone's feeling seafood.

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[info]the_iron_man
2018-02-06 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, hit all of it up! I'm sure there's plenty of clips on YouTube. Some fan-made vids too, so you can watch Sharknado put to music, which, let me tell you, is one of the greatest and most hilarious things. One of. Because Sharknado exists.

Friday, look up that thing from earlier and throw a link up at him, would you?

https://youtu.be/LlEoY220wac

Thanks.

Yep, that's the one. Watch that later, when you get a chance? It's today's theme song.

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