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Lincoln Campbell (inhumanlincoln) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-04-13 00:43:00

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daisy johnson, lincoln campbell, tony stark

I'm not even going to pretend I understand why I'm in New York and not molecular space dust but, on balance, I'll take it. So, what did I miss?

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	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-12 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Lincoln? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inhumanlincoln 2018-04-12 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hey you. Didn't even wanna hope you'd be here. You okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	I was.. How...you died. How can you be here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inhumanlincoln 2018-04-13 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Honestly? I have no idea. The Strange guy said a lot of words about time splits and stuff but none of it makes much sense. One minute I was in the pod and the next being sworn at by New York cabbies. It's been a helluva day, that much I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Magic Man found you, too? Wow...okay...so it just happened for you... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inhumanlincoln 2018-04-13 12:19 am UTC (link)
	He did. Is that a thing around here? Just got to my hotel. Everything is still so...raw. I keep expecting to wake up and find out it was all a nightmare but all the pinching in the world ain't making it so. Two years for you, huh? That's a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-13 12:24 am UTC (link)
	It looks like it. It's real. It's all real. Yeah...I - can I come over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inhumanlincoln 2018-04-13 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, still not sure this makes a whole heap of sense but I'll take it. Hive's still gone, though, right? God, yes. You need to ask? I'm here: [address and room number] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksbutyuck 2018-04-13 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Hive is still gone. I'll be there in a few minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inhumanlincoln 2018-04-13 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Thank god. I'll see you soon. Words I never thought I'd get to say again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_iron_man 2018-04-13 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Being molecular space dust doesn't sound like fun. Welcome back to the land of the living? As for what you missed, how long have you been gone? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inhumanlincoln 2018-04-18 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	It had it's moments. I mean, this place looks pretty peaceful once you stop being able to hear it. Thanks. Seems I've been gone/dead about two years. I gotta get this out the way - are you Stark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_iron_man
2018-04-18 11:05 pm UTC (link)

Yep, that's me. Hi there, Major Tom! Let's get you semi-quasi-caught up:

Sokovia Accords? Gone now. Unconstitutional.

Avengers? No use beating that dead horse. Gone now.

SHIELD? Gone also.

Hulk attack? Part of Broadway is gone. Not Hulk's fault, either.

Asgard? That's gone now, too.

Thor's here! Yay!

Loki's here with him. Boo. But he seems better. Heavy emphasis on 'seems' btw? He kind of made a throwing me out a window joke so he's still a dumpster fire of goth bitchiness.

Chitauri hybrid weapons were being sold on the streets. Got cleaned up by Spider-man.

Other than that, there's some bullets and missiles meant to take down enhanced super-powered people, so if you're one of them? Might want to watch your back. A few on the network have had a few potshots directed their way. And it's strong enough to leave a dent in two Asgardians.

I'm probably missing some stuff. Like, what's new on Netflix.

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inhumanlincoln
2018-04-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)

Alright. That's... a lot. Can't say I'm disappointed about the Accords. Also nice to see the checks and balances are doing their thing.

No Avengers, no SHIELD? So who's helping our people, just you?

Guess I won't be visiting Broadway while I'm here. Off-Broadway still there? Means I don't have to wear a suit.

Asgard's gone? How is that even possible? I thought it was a... you know, I'll just take your word for it. Never met Thor or Loki but I heard the usual stories.

There's a Spider-man? Does he have eight legs and hide out in corners?

Noted. I'm one of those people. Who made them and how do we get rid of them?

So... what is new on Netflix?

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the_iron_man
2018-04-19 12:29 am UTC (link)

Yeah, well? Accords weren't what they seemed. That's for sure. And if the world's left with just me? Wow. Ok? Guess I'll make do.

Actually, the network's for helping each other. And everyone else, if we're able to help them. So it's now like the Secret Avengers. Shh. Don't tell anybody.

What you can tell anybody is that you can still see a Broadway show! Hulk didn't make it to Time's Square. Close but no cigar. So it's your choice if you want to wear a suit or not. You can keep it casual and go off Broadway if you want.

Ragnarok happened. There's a ship full of refugee Asgardians out in space somewhere, but the time thing plopped Loki and Thor down here, along with a couple other Asgardians. That's it.

Spidey's got two legs and is good at hiding out. Even in corners. He's really gotta learn to watch out for giant shoes, rolled up newspapers, or brooms though.

Not sure yet on the extent of the weapons yet or a full idea of who's involved. Work in progress.

Netflix: Bill Nye Saves the World and Stranger Things, if you haven't seen them yet. I'm clearly biased, because c'mon it's Bill Nye. He's the Science Guy.

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inhumanlincoln
2018-04-19 01:21 am UTC (link)

~~Seemed pretty clear what they were to me...~~ I'll take your word for it. At least it's over, which is the main thing.

I kinda got the lowdown on the network from Dr Strange when he met me. Seems like a neat idea, so long as we can all trust one another. Right. Got it. No Secret Avengers - Didn't happen, never heard a thing.

We have something to be grateful for, then? The arts won't suffer from a Hulk-fest - good to know. On the balance I'd tend to go with casual, but I've got a couple of years of dates to make up for, so I may have to man up.

What's a Ragnarok and how does it happen? I mean, I'm guessing if there's a ship full of god-people out there without a home it's not going to have a happy ending.

So, more man than spider on the legs front? Are we talking a little bity money-spider or a huge-hairy tarantula? Remind me to keep a newspaper handy, just in case.

Got it. So as we're clear, these missiles are random strikes or do they just affect the more gravitationally unchallenged of super-people? I like to know what's about to drop on me out of the blue.

I'll take those recommendations and run with them. I mean, who doesn't love Bill Nye, right? I just googled Stranger Things - why is Winona Ryder making faces at an awards ceremony?

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the_iron_man
2018-04-19 01:40 am UTC (link)

Yep. So hopefully things won't result in another crackdown. ~~That I got guilt tripped into.~~

Dr. Strange is, literally, strange. ~~And I don't trust that guy. Like, at all.~~

A couple years worth of dates? Nice. Guessing it's the lucky lady who commented before me?

Ragnarok's some kind of doomsday Asgardian thing that sounds terrible. If you want to know how terrible, check out the wiki article for Surtr. I decided that witnessing a devil giant ramming a fire sword through a world would be about as enjoyable as having sulfuric acid poured through a hole I drilled into my own skull.

Spider-man looks like you or me. You're safe. He's about as talkative as I am, though. So you know, if you want quiet? Run away now. I'm only quiet when I'm working, and even that requires tons of music.

Bullets and missiles. Random targets, random strikes. If you're not as well know, you're ok. Unless you use any powers in public, and then there's the potential for a bullseye to get slapped on your back. Happened to a woman on the network named Ellen Brandt.

Hit the Nye show, it's great. And I think Winona did that so she could become a meme.

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inhumanlincoln
2018-05-02 10:46 pm UTC (link)

I think it's safe to say we all hope that. It wasn't pretty.

Is that, like, his real name or his persona? I have to ask. Nature nurture and all that science shit.

Yeah, Daisy. We have a lot of time to make up.

Alright, so Ragnarock's one think I'm pretty glad I missed out on. I can do well without god-people killing planets. The shit we do should help people, not hurt them.

Right, average everyday spider-guy with super-powers and a mouth that'll go on for days. I think I can handle that. No swatting required unless he doesn't shut up. Any chance he has a special tune I can get on my phone in case of emergencies?

Unless something pretty radical has happened since I died, I don't think I'm particularly well known. Tend not to use my mojo in public either, unless absolutely necessary, cause that never goes well. Thanks for the warning, though, if I hear of any other Inhumans around I'll tip them the wink too, cause random missiles and bullets can ruin a person's day.

Nye's awesome, thanks for the tip. As for Winona - I Googled and it's endless!

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