War Is Coming Communications.

I often wonder how you all do it. How you all adapt to a world that's got to be so very foreign to you all. I'm proud to know each one of you.

[Balthazar]

Heard you made yourself known around here.

...I'd thought you were dead.

[Crowley]

The family is getting bigger, nervous yet?

[Rose]

Shopping?

If you don't know how to filter your posts, ask someone to teach you. If you've forgotten to filter your posts, do yourself a favor and be more cautious before you send important information out onto the boards. A couple words about one place or activity is more than enough to alert a demon or two as to your whereabouts.

(Filtered to Jess)
Are you all right?

(Filtered to Brady)
I'm going to kill you.

Charles suggested I come on here and 'get acquainted', since it seems I will be here for a while. I'm still not certain it's a very good idea, or that I should even both
I don't see what I am supposed to gain from this, but

So, hello.

I just paid $160 per pound of coffee. I bought ten pounds of it

The festival people looked a little shocked but this stuff is godly. Its made from beans than an animal digested and then...un...digested.

Trust me though. Best ever.

Okay, two things:

(1) How drunk was I last night? No, wait. Better question. How drunk am I right now?
(2) Lawrence, Kansas. Not exactly the place for a guy like me, if you know what I'm saying. Seriously, I've been at political parties more exciting than this city.

Okay, okay. I lied. There's another thing:

(3) This is the worst abduction plot I've ever been unfortunate enough to take part in. If you're gonna kidnap the CEO of Stark Industries, at least have the common sense to keep him from wandering off and getting onto a public message board. Or, better yet, don't leave him in his Audi, forget to take the case with what you wanted from him in the first place, and then let him wander off. Just a suggestion.

And one more:

(4) What did you do with the supermodel? The...Victoria. Vicky. Valerie?

So...politics are not my friend. Good to know.

Anyone want a night out?

It's been brought to my attention that I've been letting all of you lovely people get away with not saying hello, or rather, that I've not been nosing into your business as I usually do. I'm a bit rude, you see. Not sure which is worse just at the moment, leaving all of you alone or butting into your lives without so much as a by your leave. I generally tend toward the latter. It's the sort of rude that says I care.

I'm the Doctor, by the way. The tenth one, if you want to be terribly specific. Hello.

On August 14th (that'd be the Sunday after next), Camp Bobby is officially going to be open for business. As a reminder, this is a week long Hunting 101 Guide designed to help those of you who are interested in learning more about the supernatural aspects of this world (though it's mostly, for the time being, centered on demons and spirits -- like ghosts, for example). Room and board will be provided to each new group, so long as each group chips in to help provide food for the week, as Bobby's only got but so much he can give and, according to him, "it ain't nowhere near enough, so you idjits had better find a way to feed yourselves."

Similar to the last time we ran this training event, you have to be at least eighteen or older to participate. I know it sucks for those of you who are younger and want to get your hands dirty with experience, but none of us are comfortable teaching minors at this point, due to both personal preference and past experience, so you're just gonna have to hang tight and wait until you're eighteen before being involved with this one.

Because a lot happened between the last time I posted about this -- which I want to apologize for again, I really intended to get the ball rolling on this a lot sooner I just couldn't -- I'm gonna ask that, if you're interested, that you post your name here. I'll write up a list in the order of those of you who commented to be fair, splitting everyone up into groups set for each week of training. In addition to your name, I'm gonna need info on whether or not you've got the means to get to South Dakota on your own. If you don't have transportation, I'll find you some, but I need to know ahead of time.

If any of you have experience with the supernatural or combat training and want to help out a little at camp with your own courses, let me know. We're all for giving everyone who's headed to South Dakota the opportunity to learn whatever they can.

THE LIST

GROUP ONE
1. Jaime Lannister
2. Jack Landors
3. Dawn Summers
4. Tess Mercer
5. Victor Stone

GROUP TWO
1. Rose Tyler
2. The Tenth Doctor
3. Connor Temple
4. Mel Halliwell
5. River Song

GROUP THREE
1. Trish Wellington
2. Juliet O' Hara
3. Kurt Hummel
4. Anakin Solo
5. Clark Kent

GROUP FOUR
1. Alice Longbottom
2. Neville Longbottom
3. Isabela
4. John Jones
5. Epiphany Greaves

GROUP FIVE
1. Princess Leia
2. Jessica Drew

(Dean)
You don't have to jump into this right away, if you don't want to.

MY SPINE ISN'T GOING TO SPLIT IN TWO ANYMORE AND I CAN REACH HIGH SHELVES NOW. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

Someone left a plate of bacon outside our door. We have free bacon, that neither of us had to cook!

This was a good day.

Been a weird few days then I discovered a new Spiderman trailer.

This made me realize things.

1. Once again they cut me out of movie Spider's life
2. Gwen Stacy is so much cooler than Mary Plain
3. This Spider's kinda a hottie
4. I haven't been on a date in over a year since Elliot went all kinds of nowhere
5. I don't get it

I'm actually tempted to buy a piece of art.

Not that I feel bad. I would have given it back eventually but one of the pieces I stole was really nice and I'm outrageously wealthy thanks to BaubleDay.

Would people judge me?

I propose random silliness as part getting our minds off all the bad thats going on and part getting to know you for the newbies.

Shag, Marry, Kill.

If you don't know the game its very simple. You put your name down. People then give you three names and you choose who you'd sleep with, who you'd marry and who you'd kill.

May God have mercy on our sanity

OH MY GOD. OH MY FREAKING GOD. I AM BEING HIT ON BY CHARLES FREAKING XAVIER

THE SIXTIES CUTE NON-BALD KIND. WHO SAYS GROOVY

PLEASE ADVISE IMMEDIATELY

Which one of you is Simon or Jess? Someone told me a few weeks ago that you're the ones to go to regarding not feeling very well.

Filtered to Cade.

I think I saw some of it. Dreamt it.

[OOC note: Siri is not in good form right now... she's been having trouble sleeping, has been quieter than usual, and has started having very vague premonitions about the Clone Wars of her future. Force users: her presence is usually VERY zen, and right now it's... not, so. Feel free to notice if you think your character(s) would've!]

Well, took me long enough, but Drew Investigations should be opening up next Monday. That'd be the 11th for the date-challenged people we've got around here. If you need me for anything there, you can snag me here or drop by after I open up. It's at [address].

[Danny]
I thought you were just going to be gone a couple da You doing alright? I haven't heard from you in a while and I'm starting to worry.

Stuff! Foodstuff!! Foodstuff of various levels of awesome!!

Thanks Damien! I made some of it into sandwiches to bring on the hunt.

Also something can be planned for the 4th of July. We'll work out something

( Booth )

( Jess D. )

ETA: ( Felicia )

And weird strikes again...  Keeping my job'll be loads of fun if these types of things pop up more.

[Filtered to Sherry]
Did you wake up anywhere weird this morning?

[Filtered to Danny and Jessica]
Awkward. Sorry about this morning. I'll stay out of your hair until this passes.