War Is Coming Communications.

I miss Charles

I want to go home

What's the best way to pass time? If you can't have fun by turning into other people

And hobbies I could pick up?

I should find a job....

There's someone on the boards impersonating me and Dean.

If someone messages you and they sound funky, it's probably not me, so. Maybe there should be a secret word or something, just in case.

I'm bored. Really bored.

I haven't picked a halloween costume either....

Suggestions for both things?

I've decided I'm going to be the Keeper for the Chudley Cannons for Halloween. Brilliant, yeah?

(Ginny)
You're coming with me to this party whether you want to or not. Now don't bother wasting your time writing up some sort of vicious protest, you haven't got a choice.

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[ooc: drunk!Dean's latest karaoke attempt of the evening was Total Eclipse of the Heart. Guess how well that went?]

Does anyone know what’s going on? I don’t remember how I got here. I need to get back I have to know if she's

I think I'm having that Wizard of Oz dream again... Except this time the scarecrow is a meth addict, the tin man has his capped teeth and the cowardly lion just propositioned me for sex. I've really got to find another job. The free clinic is taking over my dreams.

Has anyone seen a sparkly red pair of Jimmy Choos? I need them to wake up.

It's a special day for someone.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHARLES!

Sing to him obnoxiously, everyone!

[Erik]
Do you know of any way we could get him a cake or something? I haven't started my job yet, but he deserves a cake. And I can't cook....

So this is probably a long shot, but anyone here an expert on genetics?

Alright, so we've got new faces around and shit, so yet again I make one of these posts.

I'm Epiphany Greaves. Why should you learn who I am? It's simple. I'm an alchemist. You need a potion/remedy/shit like that? I'm your girl. I charge, but I charge fair. Unless there's extenuating circumstances and shit like that, in which case I'll work something out with you in your favor. I can make anything from hangover remedies to sober up potions to alchemic (yeah, alchemic, no one here's from my world, try to tell me it's not a bloody word) renditions of medications to love potions (which I don't like to do) to pretty much anything else you can think of. So that's part one.

Part two is also somewhat necessary. I know pretty much everyone gets filled in on the complex and everything, but I want to hand out another option. I also run a complex. I'm not trying to sway everyone away from that one or anything, I'm not there and I have my own reasons for that, but anyone who wants to stay there? Nothing held against you at all. But here's the thing, that place is filling up. I know there isn't much room left there. My place, on the other hand, has loads of free apartments left. We don't have things like the community kitchen or the med bay or anything, but we're not far from the main complex so if you need any medical help it can still be arranged. And the flats in my place are just as free as the flats at their place. Anyone who's interested come see me and I'll get you a key. It's over at [address], about a mile from the other place.

[ooc: And HERE is the info/sign up thinger for Epiphany's place for anyone who is interested. :)]

It's my birthday in 15 days. I would be turning 18. Do birthday's even work for vampires? Ugh, I hate this! I don't want to live forever! I want to grow up and get an amazing job, and get married and not have it end up like my parents and have kids and a white picket fence and...

:(

So, if anyone needs a job the Apocalyptic Grill is hiring! And don't need to ask, I will pay really well.

Also, for those of us who have a "special diet," or whatever you want to call it...let me know what it is and unless you eat babies or something I'll stock it. Already got a deal with the blood bank for vampires the guy was so easy I didn't even need to compulse him.

I should probably work on getting a job. And an ID and that stuff.

Anyone know anywhere that's hiring waitresses?

And is there anything fun to do around here. I love Charles and everything, but he can only be sort of interesting at best all the time.

[Hank]

Hi! That's stupid Did you get all settled in and everything?

Charles suggested I come on here and 'get acquainted', since it seems I will be here for a while. I'm still not certain it's a very good idea, or that I should even both
I don't see what I am supposed to gain from this, but

So, hello.

You know, sometimes I do hate it when I'm right. While stumbling into an unstable wormhole connected to an alternate reality was the hypothesis I kept coming back to, I really didn't want it to be the right one. I almost wish it was Mastermind. At any rate, based on the timestamps listed on a few of your posts, I gather I'll be here for the foreseeable future, so would someone mind showing me to this complex I've seen mentioned? I can only blend in with the dark for so long before the sun comes up, and unless I've missed my guess, your reality isn't prepared for a very visible mutant in broad daylight.

Well I made a right mess of things
No real point in trying to talk to...he's to busy

...is there a way to tell if someone is going mad?

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. Someone at Marvel is getting punched in the face.

I need some help, I think. Something really weird is going on. This is going to sound really....strange but I don't know how I got here. I'm not trying to be a weirdo and I swear I'm not stoned or anything. I'm not getting bent or anything, but someone wanna help?

If there was ever a time I wished Charles were around....it'd be now. He'd know what to do. I woke up on someone's stoop.

I didn't go to bed on a stoop, of course.

Everything is all weird here, I mean some of it is a kind of groovy, but I don't get it, seriously. I mean the date it's totally not 2011, is it?