War Is Coming Communications.

It's exceptionally quiet being in a house this big by myse I'm sorry Mark, but Netflix has Dr. Horrible on it and I absolutely have to watch it again.

Oh, and Felicia. I know we haven't really done much in the way of training since I got back, but if you've got time I wouldn't mind continuing at some point. If nothing else it would be a good way to take my mind off of the million things that I need to get for my house for a bit.

Guess it's kind of pointless for me to keep hanging on to a two bedroom place. Just kind of kept hoping he'd get sent back, you know? Maureen did so why not Angel did

Angel said to let go but that's so much easier than
I can't just

If anyone needs one, I'll be out soon. But the guitar stays with me

I've been thinking. If I get sent home, someone else is going to need to take care of Captain. Not just anyone, either. He's a very sensitive cat and needs a lot of love.

I got the house! On 10/1/12 I officially become a homeowner.

One of the very best things about this is the fact that I will get to do so much shopping to fill it the way I want.

Now, if someone would explain to my dear mother that I am more responsible than I was when I was six that would be fantastic.

Roger is gone, isn't he? It's been a while and I just figured...

Okay, the terrible cinematography aside... No, I can't get past that. I'm trying. But the lighting is terrible, the choreography is mediocre, the writing is trivial. Okay, I'm better now.

Now, my question is...

( FAITH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS NONSENSE??? )

Actually...kind of enjoying this car wash scene.

Yes, I watch shit movies, drink bad beer, and apparently check out guys checking out my girlfriend when I'm pissed off. Sue me.

[Texts to Peter Vincent]
» Hey
» Sup?
» Everything ok?


[Texts sent to Mark after Andrew outs Jerry]
» Sorry love, but duty calls
» New vamp wanting to take a bite out of people


[Text to Freddie]
» I gotta go take care of something...keep an eye on Mark for me?

Fuck my life. No, seriously. Just fuck it. I'm done giving a shit. I'm getting completely plastered tonight and if anyone gives a damn, make sure I get back alive. If not, I don't fucking care.

( Some cheese to go with the wine. Yum. )

Mark, we should do this sometime. Drink wine and stuff. Pretend to be classy.

Fuck
Not again
Fucking hell

Has anyone seen Angel? She hasn't decided to go on some trip to god knows where has she?

Honestly, one of these days the Seal is going to have to realize that I'm of no use here aside from bringing more flair to this place. And when it does, perhaps it will stop trying to play tug-of-war with me. Ugh.

Anyway, I'm back. Catch me up. What have I missed? Who's still here? Who's gone? What wacky hijinks have gone on?

Seriously?

[Andrea, Wes & Cor]
Got a new sparring partner. And Wes, you're coming when I go, yeah?

[Mark]
So guess who just asked me for a spar. Take that Felicia

So slaying still makes me hungry and horny


[Mark]
Hey.

You hungry?

Alright, so good news. Evil Ed, the vampire from my world? He's dead. Very dead. Faith staked him.

Bad news. My fucking shoulder is fucking killing me. I forgot how much fucking vamp claws fucking sting.

So, yeah. Faith, Wesley, Lexi, everyone else who help find the little shit, and you lot in the medbay. Thank you. I really fucking mean that.

I need a fucking drink.



[Text to Rose]
» I heard abou
» I wanted to
» I'm sorry about what happened.
» Is there anything I can do to help?

[Filtered to Brittany]

Rachel's here. Don't know if you saw. You might want to talk to her, help her get settled. At least she knows you. I hope she does, anyway Just remember to be really gentle about all of this, it can be scary.

[Filtered to Maureen]

The new girl, Rachel. You look exactly like her mom. Do me a favor and try not to totally freak her out, okay? Also, she's really into musicals. So...yeah. She'll probably recognize your name. You're finally a celebrity, Maureen.

Under the circumstances, given what's happened here and what's just happened in Colorado (that wasn't...'us' related, was it? I mean, the guy's claiming he's the Joker), it probably sounds insensitive. But I've been waiting since I got here for this to come out. It's Christopher Nolan, for crying out loud. Plus Anne Hathway. Catsuit. Need I say more?

Anyone want to come with? Yes, Roger, I am publicly asking you to go out.

[Filtered to Faith]

Still mad at me? I miss you and

You know what you were doing is wrong. Taunting them like that. I had to say something. I'm sorry.

Know what we haven't done in a while, people?

Karaoke. Who's in? Mark, this isn't an option.


And yo, Sam. Hook me up with a hunt? Feel like I'm getting rusty over here.


ETA: Or any vamps want to spar? I promise not to stake. Or any other super-powered people. I'll take it all right now.

This is directed particularly towards other performance artists - actors, singers, musicians, magicians, dancers, etc, and anyone else interested in theater work. Writers, fashion designers, whatever. If you are into creative arts, read on:

I don't know about you guys, but getting pulled here sort of screwed me over, job-wise. I spent decades building up a career as a Vegas illusionist, and now that's all gone. I no longer have a verifiable theater resume, which makes it really fucking difficult to get work. On top of that, I'm also one of those unfortunate fictional people, which means I can't even use my own fucking name, let alone the same show. I'm sure many of my fellow thespians are stuck in the same position.

So I had a thought. Why don't we just start up our own theater?

It certainly won't be a huge venue or anything, but I'm sure if enough of us come together we can pool our resources and talents and start up a theater group of our own. Anyone interested?

Mark found his new calling in life. Being Spiderman.




We should be back in Lawrence by Sunday.