War Is Coming Communications.

My friend is having a birthday party tonight. You should come. There will be drinks, fun, and me!
[Epiphany's complex address]

Three broken coffee pots and something that my boyfriend (who is half Kryptonian but apparently all wimp) refused to drink because it might kill him later, I have learned to make coffee! It's amazing what being stuck in the country far away from coffee carts and diners does for your learning curve. Maybe I shouldn't have given up on the cooking so soon. Maybe cooking just...happens better in the country?

Mom
After the Famine thing I did a lot of thinking, which, I know, shocking, and it sort of made me see that getting to be entirely selfish isn't exactly the wonderful thing I'd imagined it to be. So, I'm not saying I'm okay with what you all expect of me, but I don't know I just
...no, too many serious conversations this week already
Are there things about Hapes you like? I mean, you know, I'm just curious. I hardly remember it, and all I ever really hear about it is how dangerous it is so I just kind of wondered.

Cade
How's life on the road?

I just got hit in the face with a Bible. Just for the sake of my own purely academic curiosity, it's a sin to punch a priest, right? Like, right in the smug, self-righteous face?

Is it just me or does this place need a burlesque club?

I propose random silliness as part getting our minds off all the bad thats going on and part getting to know you for the newbies.

Shag, Marry, Kill.

If you don't know the game its very simple. You put your name down. People then give you three names and you choose who you'd sleep with, who you'd marry and who you'd kill.

May God have mercy on our sanity

All those beautiful paintings
If they end up on the black market I'll
I wish I knew more magic because then

I apologize for Frida Cuddles' barking and crying, the last few nights. The poor thing obviously misses her family I can relate and all the tension isn't helping either.

Ugh, too much Jaeger, way too much Jager. Alright, I think I'm in Jersey. I really think this is Jersey. Not Camden, I can tell because I'm not bleeding from a gunshot wound, but I'm pretty sure this is a motel in Jersey. I'm pretty sure I portaled drunk again, which is at least better than the last time I did it and ended up in what I think was Baghdad, but there are three two questions I feel the need to ask.

1. Why the hell am I dressed like an extra from Gladiator?
2. What the hell did I do at the party? I've got a couple new bruises that I don't remember getting.
3. Where the hell did this chimpanzee come from?

ETA: So...anyone know how to take care of a chimp? Hypothetically, I mean. I'm just curious. Not that I suddenly have one. Seriously, where the hell did I get this thing?

Okay, so forget all that shit I said the other night. That's what happens when your friendly neighborhood freak I forget to finish off the bottle before hitting the net to watch Youtube videos.

While most of the country is out partying, I decided to go and get this instead.

I got a puppy! I am debating calling her Frida, any suggestions.

In two weeks, Bobby's starting up training again. He's gotta take some time to get some stuff together back his way, but he's willing to have another go at it for those of you who either want to learn stuff on your own or just need a refresher in case you've forgotten a few things or just feel downright rusty. If you're looking to learn a few tips and tricks on how to keep yourself alive and protected against demons and other various monsters and happen to be over the age of eighteen, sign up here and I'll get back to you guys with a schedule as soon as Bobby's ready for you.

Training is gonna take place back at his place in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, so if you haven't got any transportation, please make note of it when you sign up so we can arrange a way for you to get there and back. Bobby'll provide you guys with living quarters for the week you spend at his place, so long as you help chip in for food and don't piss him off too much.

HUNTING INFO
All right, Bobby and I have gone over the hunts he has lined up and I've got a few openings here for those of you who expressed an interest during my last post. Which, I think, consists of Jack, John, and Needy? If there's anyone else, let me know.

We've got ghosts on one end and a Rakshasa at the other. Needy? The Rakshasa is yours. Here's a file on what you're chasing after, since I'm pretty sure you have no idea what a Rakshasa is. To be safe, I really think you should take someone with you on this one. The Rakshasa are tricky sons of bitches and, tough or not, you're gonna need someone to watch your back. Whether that be John or Jack or someone else you can trust, it doesn't matter, so long as you can be sure that it's someone reliable and quick on their feet.

Jack and John? The same thing applies to you. Whether you wanna team up and take this ghost on together or split up and have one of you go at the ghost with a different partner and one of you join up with Needy is up to you. [Insert hunt details here.] Remember: use iron to ward any angry spirits off and always salt the bones before you burn them. If you have any questions or need any help during your hunts, let me know and I'll do my best to get you through it. If you really get stuck, call or message me and I'll come out and help you finish things in person.

[Obviously Sam isn't linking to the Supernatural Fan wiki, he's linking to a file that has all that information on it!]

Great show of support last night, guys, really.

In case anyone wonders, I won.

Mark - you're still awesome for making it out there. Hope ya liked it!


[ooc: Sarcastic!Faith is sarcastic!]

Just a heads up. I'm headed out to meet up with Bobby. He's got his hands on a few hunts I can distribute among those of you who are willing and experienced, so I'll update with that info as soon as possible. Let me know in advance if you want in.

On a somewhat similar note, I plan on talking to him about starting up basic training over at his place again. It seemed to work well the first time we did it, so I think continuing on with that might work best for those of you who want some hands on experience. Bobby'll be working personally with everyone interested if he wants in, so long as they meet the age requirements (eighteen and up).

As much as I hate to admit it, Jacen is right. We've been slack on training you guys up for your own protection lately and that's not acceptable. We all need to be able to defend ourselves. Every one of us is a target and we are always at risk.

I don't mean to come off as Captain Paranoid here, but it's true. We all have to be ready for the worst. People have died here before and they will die here again. At the very least, the next person who does should be able to go down with one hell of a fight.

[OOC: Morbid Sam is kinda morbid. But attempting to be useful again!]

I'm thinking of starting up a poker game. There any interest, or am I wasting my time? Fair warning before you say yes, you'll be losing all your money to me on a fairly regular basis.

So I was at the dentist today (I love my teeth, okay!), and some 14 year old was trying to convince the guy to turn their canines into fangs. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. This Justin Bieber look alike who probably hasn't even hit puberty yet (and from the looks of it never will) wants to be vampire.

So I did what anyone in my shoes would do, I showed him mine and scared the living daylights out of him.

God, that felt good.

I'm sorry I've been distracted lately, things on my mind I suppose.

How are you all?

[Crowley]

They want me to try and help Adam. I'm not sure where I'd even start.

[Castiel]

You've been quiet too lately. How are you feeling?

[Rose]

Coffee, shopping, normalcy? Please?

whooo ogm evn the AIIRR tastses lik tequlia

[ ooc: father's day = trish getting drunk. to get images of dead father out of her head. mwhahaha ]

Well this holiday sucks

This Beauty and the Beast movie is bullshit. And retarded. And hits way too close to home what the fu

Hey everyone, I'm back. What'd I miss?