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January 7th, 2012

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Hey, cop-types? Say hello to the major hitters for two different allied gangs, and one major meth dealer from Topeka.

[Attached is a cameraphone picture of what used to be a little hole-in-the-wall bar. While still there, the walls, floor, and ceiling are scorched almost completely black. More concerning are the clearly-still-living people strewn about the floor, twelve of them all told. Many of them are sobbing and trying to claw through the wall to get away from the camera, or rather Danny, who is behind it. A few of them look catatonic, with looks of abject horror and grief frozen on their vacant faces. All of them look battered, bruised, and broken, though none look mortally wounded.]

Once they're able to string a coherent sentence together, I'd say a few hours in the worst case, they'll be begging to confess their crimes. Thought I'd give you a heads up.

You're welcome.

(OOC: Unfiltered because Danny is in the throes of a breakdown. They’ll start flooding in within the hour, but will be mostly incoherent for a few hours, then they'll have confessions from all of them, though only some will seem penitent and the rest will just be terrified. Even better, every single confession checks out. However, during the early stages where they're still incoherent, every single one of them will babble about the "reaper wreathed in flame" so, y'know, confession-editing may be necessary. >.> Several of them probably aren't going to be quite right again, though, their psyches too weak to handle the trauma of the Penance Stare.)

January 5th, 2012

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I passed a bar fight last night and was struck by the fact that I almost miss Tam. Though if he shows up again I will deny this.

He was fun in barfights

[Tenel Ka]

We're having a holiday and I'd very much like for you to tell me where. I can arrange it easily enough after that


How are you?


Would you like to come to dinner with my wife and I?

January 3rd, 2012

Filtered against evil.

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So how can you tell the difference between a real nightmare and Lucifer harassing you in your sleep, anyway?

Any late night movie suggestions for a guy who can't sleep?

[ooc: Future dated to waaaaay later tonight.]

January 1st, 2012

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Drunk asshole clipped me with his pickup truck while I was trying to sleep. Nice to know 2012's gonna be as shitty as 2011.

December 31st, 2011

Filtered against demons and stuff

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...MIT doesn't have Tacology listed as a major on their website. Neither does the University of Kansas. What the crap, am I looking at the wrong websites...?

December 27th, 2011

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So here's a brain teaser for you. Why is it that when a bouncer knocks some drunken frat fuck's lights out, people applaud, but when I do it, everybody freaks out and I have to leave? Seriously now. Okay, so maybe I could have stopped smashing his face into the bar when it started making that cracking sound, but

On the plus side, after input from everyone else, I decided what the fuck, my soul's already hellbound. I made the bestest wish in the whole wide world. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: THE ANYBOOZE. One endless bottle that can change its contents to any alcoholic beverage I want just by thinking about it. Stop looking for the Grail, folks. I have found it.

[Filtered to Dr. Moore: Medicine Woman]
How the hell did I wind up in one of those beds in your infirmary?

December 23rd, 2011

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Anybody know a good free clinic? Guess I cut my arms and legs up somehow. Probably needs to get patched up at some point.

December 19th, 2011

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So we all got the gaudy little trinket? I'm gonna go on record now, anyone who actually wishes on these things is fucking retarded. There's no such thing as a something-for-nothing wish, so any of you that are stupid enough to buy into this crap deserve whatever twisted nightmare wish or trip to Hell you end up with. Me, I'm gonna see how well mine handles being fuel for a marshmallow roast. I suggest anybody with any sense in their heads do the same.

December 18th, 2011

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First person to mention the last few nights to me gets to find out how accurate the phrase "curb-stomped" is.

December 17th, 2011

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A whiskey bottle comforts me
And tells me not to cry
While a full moon says a prayer for me
I try to close my eyes

But the night's there to remind me
Of the guns and the early graves
The ghosts appear as I fall asleep
To sing an outlaw's serenade

Dyin' ain't much of a livin'
When you're livin' on the run
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' for the young
Is it too late to ask for forgiveness
For the things that I have done?

Dyin' ain't much of a livin' for the young

December 16th, 2011

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...So has anyone heard of anyone bursting into flames in the last couple of days?

I swear, I didn't summon Sweet this time!

December 15th, 2011

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Falling in the black
Slipping through the cracks
Falling to the depths can I ever go back
Dreaming of the way it used to be
Can you hear me?
Falling in the black
Slipping through the cracks
Falling to the depths can I ever go back
Falling inside the black
Falling inside, falling inside the black

December 14th, 2011

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Alright, I'll trade someone a case of Old Milwaukee for a ride home from county holding. No bail, but apparently they're hesitant to release me into my own custody. Something about putting some dick's head through a table last night, I think. I don't really know, might've happened. Any takers?

December 8th, 2011

Filtered to Danny.

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Hey, Bonehead. Why don't you do yourself a favor and steer clear of Felicia from now on?

Filtered from evil

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So, Iron Man and Ghost Rider are hungover in my house.

What is my life?

Though I was a very nice hostess and gave them my most specially imported brand of coffee.

[Girlfriends Filter (If you talk to her much at all you're on here)]

So, I asked Tony for advice and his advice was apparently to take Danny out, get pissed with him, drag him back to mine then fall into bed with me. I had every intention of saying no and yelling at him some more and then he was suave. It made the yelling sexy and I'm going to hell

...Just Tony, with the falling, for the record. Even if Danny hadn't firmly hit friend zone a while back, he's...not in the best of places.

But, help! I'm bad at Superheroes. I get left for the redhead. And Tony has a redhead. What is it with redheads taking my

December 6th, 2011

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December 5th, 2011


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hdd to gt me a bear
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wantd blod cant hAV THAT can III/
so is bers fr samm

sory dint come hmruby

sry imade yu prgnants
imnot a dadok cantdoit cant tdoit

December 4th, 2011

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How the hell do I word th So hey, I blew up Heaven once and it caused random smallscale earthquakes on the other planes so somebody might wanna just check th So I'm about 99.9% sure this isn't my fault but just in case somebody should probably So, uh, anybody here happen to be able to check on Heaven? Because I'm under the impression that sometimes random earthquakes could potentially mean something happened to it. Just sort of happened to a guy I knew one time, he might have, uh, blown it up and it might have caused a few tremors on Earth. So if there's anybody that could check that, and could maybe just let me know if that's what happened, that would be good.

December 3rd, 2011

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Big wheel keeps on turnin', huh? Fucking figures.

October 11th, 2011

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It's always nice to know that the people here are exactly the same as people back home on the Upper West Side. They're just as tolerant and understanding and accepting.

...Sarcasm. Gotta love it.

It took all of my restraint not to fry I hate people sometimes Don't be surprised to find them all strangely stuck on the roof of the school tomorrow

In other news, English was cancelled today for mysterious reasons.
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