I am Iron Man. (builtwithscraps) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2011-08-11 11:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | danny ketch, dave karofsky, felicia hardy/black cat, jessica drew/spider-woman, jo harvelle-shurley, juliet o'hara, tess mercer, the doctor (10), tony stark/iron man, trish wellington |
Okay, two things:
(1) How drunk was I last night? No, wait. Better question. How drunk am I right now?
(2) Lawrence, Kansas. Not exactly the place for a guy like me, if you know what I'm saying. Seriously, I've been at political parties more exciting than this city.
Okay, okay. I lied. There's another thing:
(3) This is the worst abduction plot I've ever been unfortunate enough to take part in. If you're gonna kidnap the CEO of Stark Industries, at least have the common sense to keep him from wandering off and getting onto a public message board. Or, better yet, don't leave him in his Audi, forget to take the case with what you wanted from him in the first place, and then let him wander off. Just a suggestion.
And one more:
(4) What did you do with the supermodel? The...Victoria. Vicky. Valerie?