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[Apr. 1st, 2012|11:10 pm] |
Hmm. I've been given a promotion. Clearly the person I replaced, while in a job function similar to mine, was not similar in productivity.
Isabela, Jack, Jacky, we're going out for dinner tonight when I get home. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2012|10:58 pm] |
( :D:D:D ) |
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[Mar. 5th, 2012|11:01 pm] |
Penelope just told me some amazing news, and I wanted to tell all of you ... she's pregnant. We're going to have an heir to Monaco. I'm ... excited and terrified and everything all at once. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2012|10:05 pm] |
... I have no idea what to get boys you're dating for Valentine's Day. It's way easier when you just sort of hook up sometimes. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2012|02:51 pm] |
( Jack Hotchner )
Right. Husband. If Jack gives his okay, you're coming with me to Suva, in Fiji, for the finals of my poker tournament. Five days in the sun will do you a world of good. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|03:15 pm] |
So, El won't be having wine with dinner anymore. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|02:24 pm] |
Operation Dragon Swarm was a success, Prince is all taken care of, Rivaini's married with a child, and Hawke and her Two Magey Friends haven't blown anything up in a long time.
... now what do I do with my time? |
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[Jan. 14th, 2012|07:28 pm] |
I need help from someone on how to act ... I don't know. The way the wife of an MI-5 agent's supposed to act, however that is? Apparently some woman who's Aaron's superior thinks I act "immaturely" and might "affect my husband's chances for promotion".
Though I want it on record that I didn't actually throw anything at the stupid bitch's head when she turned away from me. Rather proud of myself for that. |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2012|07:35 pm] |
Oh, bloody hell, I already have to start worring about Valentine's Day gifts. I just finished giving presents. This is why there are so many copout Tesco chocolates given out, I think. Our brains are all mush.
Alistair, what are you giving your girlfriend for Valentine's? Do you guys have that in Thedas? THEDANS. DO YOU HAVE A HOLIDAY THAT INVOLVES CANDY AND SHAGGING? I mostly just want ideas for my beau. |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2012|12:11 am] |
Okay, none of you had better tell the news or anything, but EEEE I'M MARRIED! I've just got to get my name changed officially, but I'm Penelope Vael now, yee! And my wedding was gorgeous and I'm so glad that everyone who could show up did and it was beautiful and now we're going to Saint Bart's for a week and I am going to talk to NOBODY unless they're my husband.
And even then, I'm only talking to him if he's naked. Or if we're in public, getting food or drink. Got to keep up our energy levels. |
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[Dec. 20th, 2011|06:42 pm] |
Thank you to whoever left the bounce house on my lawn, it's been an entertaining day.
Hidden from Penelope Garcia
Paging friends and/or family of one Penelope Garcia, I've been assigned as her secret Santa and I don't know the woman. Any help would be appreciated. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2011|05:06 pm] |
They've got Firecracker, and I'm paying to get her out. Hawke, Aveline, if you want me to get Carver and Prince, let me know. Maybe it'll get you a lead? |
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[Nov. 9th, 2011|08:54 pm] |
Hair, makeup - done.
Cute dress - on.
Heels so high they should be banned in every country - on and dear god I'm going to blister.
I am a go for shenanigans. LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! |
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[Oct. 31st, 2011|05:09 pm] |
All you Thedans safe? If you couldn't handle more darkspawn, I'd laugh at you.
Everything's all right here; Aaron and I spent time shooting and stabbing, and now there's a pile of rotted darkspawn on the lawn of our building. But it's all quiet and safe. A bit boring, honestly. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|12:14 pm] |
... so Rivaini got married and now Choirboy's engaged? This world is mad, and if anyone expects me to be next, they're just being silly. Because seriously, given the weirdness of this place, I'd expect it to be Fenris and a mage or something.
BLONDIE, QUICK. ANGST. ANGST LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2011|11:11 pm] |
;LKSDJVDFSANVKMXZ,
ISABELA, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR EAR
Edit: Now that I'm done surprising people, I just wanted all of his other friends to know that SEBASTIAN ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM AND I SAID YES! |
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[Oct. 16th, 2011|08:23 pm] |
Mum? We've got to get you one of those cat bells. That way I'll know when you're coming so I can escape your innuendoes. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|04:38 pm] |
Bloody hell, I had to do some fast thinking to come up with a "maiden name" for the marriage license! Why did no one tell me there'd be a marriage license? I must've looked like an idiot. Anyway. Rather happy now. Just wanted to thank all you lot who came to the ceremony and the party. Sebastian, thank you so much. It was ... wonderful, all of it.
And now, it was a lovely time, but now, if anyone wants me or Aaron for the next week or so, they can, with my great love and appreciation, piss right off.
( ooc ) |
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[Oct. 8th, 2011|12:01 am] |
I thought I'd be a lot more nervous, but I'm really not. I'm just excited. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2011|10:25 am] |
So does this mean now you're going to make cute babies with very red hair?
Oh! You might not all know it, but my friend Hawke is a hero. She saved a whole city back home, maybe more than that. They called her the Champion! So if anyone needs saving here, you should ask Hawke, because she's amazing!
( Gaius ) |
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[Sep. 28th, 2011|08:27 pm] |
All right, you lot. I know there's been some dilly-dallying, but we've finally set a time for this ceremony. Aaron and I are going to be married in Monte Carlo, on the terrace of the grand palace, next Friday at dusk. The little reception party thing will be at [Upscale Pub, London] immediately following. Bring dates, but not mates - the alcohol won't last forever! |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|04:26 pm] |
I think I should hire a wedding planner or something. I'm not very good at this. There seems to be a lot more to do in terms of arrangements than there was last time I did it.
Edit; Sebastian, I have a favor to ask of you. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2011|09:32 pm] |
Anybody want to go shopping for Adult Female things? I broke mine. |
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[Sep. 7th, 2011|11:37 am] |
( Neal. )
Thanks for inviting me and El out, BB. It was nice of you. I was wondering if you would like to come to dinner some time with me and El and a couple of our friends? ... okay, I wasn't wondering, El made me pretend to wonder. Moz, you and your lady friend can come too if you want. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2011|10:53 pm] |
You know what's silly? In naughty movies, when the plumber/cable man/pizza guy comes over and unfs the housewife/sorority girl/pretty single lady, they don't even DO WHAT THEY'RE BEING PAID TO DO. Give the girl her pizza! Fix her darn TV! Unplug her drain! THEN unf her if she wants, yeesh!
People are so impolite these days. |
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[Sep. 1st, 2011|05:45 pm] |
Do I look old? People in my classes seem to think I'm older than they are. It's worrisome. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2011|06:32 pm] |
Alistair, are we still on for next week, right? I'm thinking pizza this time. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2011|11:08 am] |
I'm really nervous about starting my first day of university. For those who I didn't tell - I talked to Headmaster Dumbledore, and we agreed, it's best for me if I graduate early. I'd be wasting time if I stayed at Taunton. I feel terrible for leaving Riley behind, as well as my other friends, and I don't know. I'm going to be fifteen and in uni with people who can drink or whatnot. Scared. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2011|10:30 pm] |
If that left bruises, I'm going to find a way to hit the vortex. |
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[Aug. 1st, 2011|11:35 pm] |
( Penelope )
Right. Um. Thought you all might want to know. Aaron asked me to marry him, and I've said yes. So look for wedding invites at some point? I'm not about to do anything very fancy, and I'm certainly not wearing white, before anyone asks. But I sort of ... wanted to let you all know. You're my mates. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2011|11:44 am] |
Firecracker's late. She's never late.
I'm going out to look for her. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2011|08:47 pm] |
...Okay, apparently whoever I replaced divorced someone a year or so ago. He keeps sending me creepy messages.
Is it okay for me to set him on fire if he doesn't stop? Waking up to yet another text that says 'come on, baby, one more chance!' may make me crack. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2011|08:47 pm] |
I need some help from a person who knows a bit more than I do about the laws in this world.
What are the legal things that happen when you get married? Like, my mate told me if you're married, you get to visit them in hospital with no questions asked. What other things are like that? Where I come from, wives were basically property, but I'm told that's not true here. |
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[Jul. 14th, 2011|08:58 pm] |
All right, I should probably be grateful to be living in a world with no darkspawn. No worries about getting woken up in the middle of the night by an attack of shrieks, no getting sent into the Deep Roads to investigate no-one-knows-what...instead I'm getting paid to sit on a beach surrounded by largely naked people. Many of them women. Very pretty women. Who might drown, in which case I'd get to save the day and be a hero, hurrah.
...so why am I so bored?
I tried to buy a sword and shield just so I could get in some practice on the side, even if it doesn't look like I'll need it here, but Maker's teeth, the paperwork...and one merchant even threatened to call the police when I asked about it. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2011|11:19 am] |
Getting shot bloody hurts, for those of you who've never experienced it.
I'm all right, on the mend. Been lying on the couch at home being bossed around by my son (well, both versions of Jack, as well as the little one can manage) and boyfriend. I know they're just wanting me to be careful and I love them for it. Just not used to staying in one spot. Maybe going a trifle loopy.
( Penelope, Sebastian ) |
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[Jul. 8th, 2011|06:43 pm] |
And so the falcon had tamed the halla, but would she be any match for the creeping tawny cat that had set his eyes upon her love? For the halla was sweet and innocent, if not a bit naive, and while the world-wise falcon would have liked to keep her safe, the sinewy muscle of the tawny cat was irresistable.
Even to the falcon.
And lo, the two became three. Falcon found that she couldn't help but press her lips to the he-mage's mouth, and the three of them embraced their passion as quickly as they had embraced being apostates, as quickly as they had embraced anything. And besides, the falcon and halla had to admit that their coupling had been awfully short on staves.
How do you like it, Hawke? Daisy? Blondie?
Think it's near done. ... and I sure hope you don't mind me outing your little household like this. (Esmerelda told me ages ago.) |
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[Jul. 7th, 2011|10:30 pm] |
All right, where am I, how did I get here, and where in the Void are my pants?!?!!?!?!?!
Sweet Andraste have mercy, I told them this would happen if they let me lead! |
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